Posted 27 December 2011 - 11:18 AM
This was sent to my boss, yesterday at 12.20am
Sorry its late notice, but I have just received a telecommunication message that I will be flying to the moon with NASA tomorrow at 1030 and counting.....
Sooooo, I can't come to work...
I wanted to get some hilarious, jaw dropping excuses people have pulled to get out of work..
Posted 29 December 2011 - 06:17 AM
Posted 29 December 2011 - 06:24 AM
I'm a male.
Posted 29 December 2011 - 09:04 AM
Lol at this one..
This will be next week's excuse.
Trying too see how many attempts it will take to get myself sacked!!
Posted 29 December 2011 - 09:51 AM
Posted 29 December 2011 - 11:34 AM
Posted 29 December 2011 - 02:36 PM
Posted 03 January 2012 - 07:19 PM
didnt work out to well, still got the day off
Posted 03 January 2012 - 07:22 PM
Posted 03 January 2012 - 07:29 PM
Posted 03 January 2012 - 07:30 PM
Edited by 23-GTR, 03 January 2012 - 07:30 PM.
Posted 03 January 2012 - 07:33 PM
"yeh....i cant come in today"
"well why not? you have to come in"
"iv got an interview at bunnings.... awkward...."
they werent happy
Posted 03 January 2012 - 08:20 PM
First day in, summer heat, they got me cooking the meat. Went toilet, took my clothes off and left em in the cubicle, locked the door and jumped out, snuck out through the back, as I was walking home got a call from them asking me where I am.
Told em I was in the toilet.
Got a call back and they said I forgot to hand in my hat Hahahaha.
I've always used hospital excuses.
One time I worked 5 min drive from home. Didn't go into work cause my car was f**ked, boss calls and asks where I am, told him I was sick as a doc.
Then as I'm under the car doing an oil change he stands there and talks to me. Didn't know it was him until I got out hahaha.
Didn't get fired, he knew my car was a pos at the time. Just told me to tell the truth.
Posted 04 January 2012 - 05:51 PM
anyways, after about 6 months, one night I got totally wasted with friends at a club and i was working in the morning the next day. couldn't be fked. so i called up and said "i'm not coming in" and the guy on the phone was like "why not? you sick?" and I replied, "nah, i quit"
lol guy didn't know what to say! and that was that!
Edited by GBear, 04 January 2012 - 05:52 PM.
Posted 04 January 2012 - 06:05 PM
Posted 06 January 2012 - 09:42 AM
rocked up tuesday no cast, boy he is a quick healer
Posted 16 January 2012 - 09:39 AM
"I'm still quite intoxicated and I believe it is against OHS regulations to operate a forklift in my state"
lol the funniest part was they said ok, we will see u tomorrow. never got sacked or told off about it. probably cos they couldnt find workers to replace me if they got rid of me. i actually quit that job 3 times later that year lol
Posted 16 January 2012 - 12:59 PM
Posted 20 January 2012 - 03:20 PM
Posted 20 January 2012 - 03:24 PM
These days, If I cbf working or whatever, Just tell the boss and hes like whatever, Take the day off.. Winnah.
Posted 30 January 2012 - 11:50 AM
Posted 30 January 2012 - 02:55 PM
I called in sick the day after Australia day last year and just said "Im still drunk" and hung up.
How I still have my job I have no idea.
Posted 30 January 2012 - 04:39 PM
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