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#1 Herb

  • Joined:19-November 05
  • Location:Australia NSW

Posted 09 January 2012 - 09:31 AM

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> Julia goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. > After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
> and she asks him his name.
>
> " Stanley ," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?"
>
> "I have 4 questions:
>
> First, why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn't vote for it Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party got more votes?
> Third weren't you a communist at university
> Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a
> lesbian
>
> Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the kiddies that they
> will continue after recess.
>
> When they resume Julia says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"
>
> Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out and asks him his name.
>
> "Steve," he responds.
>
> "And what is your question, Steve?"
>
> Actually, I have 6 questions.
> Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn't vote for it
>
> Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes?
> Third, weren't you a communist at university
> Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a
> lesbian
>
> Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
> And sixth, what the f*ck happened to Stanley?"
>

#2 Laundo

  • Joined:06-April 05
  • Location:Australia ACT

Posted 12 January 2012 - 07:22 AM

hahahaha, good one

#3 Milamber

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  • Location:Australia QLD
  • Car:s13 Ca18DET

Posted 30 January 2012 - 03:33 PM

Ha thats brilliant.

#4 Demoster

  • Joined:25-October 11
  • Location:Australia NSW
  • Car:S13

Posted 30 January 2012 - 04:04 PM

gold!

#5 morgan000

  • Joined:20-February 03
  • Location:Australia NSW

Posted 01 February 2012 - 07:32 PM

hehehehhe nice!





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