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#61 pman

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 09:34 PM

I had the runs and sharted in the shower once... Down the drain it went. Bye bye poo poo, round two in the loo loo.

#62 pmod

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:14 AM

View PostSTR8E180, on 02 February 2014 - 12:32 PM, said:

U know annoys the f**k out of me
When I wipe my ass and it's all nice and clean then you feel like another piece is coming
What the f**k ? Are you serious
As soon as the toilet paper touches my ass hole it feels like I need to shit again

Annoying? Hardly. More like dodging a bullet imo.

Nothing worse than there being a queue at the toilet, you do your business, walk 5 metres out the door and then have to join the back of the queue for an encore.

#63 STR8E180

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:24 AM

View Postpmod, on 03 February 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

View PostSTR8E180, on 02 February 2014 - 12:32 PM, said:

U know annoys the f**k out of me
When I wipe my ass and it's all nice and clean then you feel like another piece is coming
What the f**k ? Are you serious
As soon as the toilet paper touches my ass hole it feels like I need to shit again

Annoying? Hardly. More like dodging a bullet imo.

Nothing worse than there being a queue at the toilet, you do your business, walk 5 metres out the door and then have to join the back of the queue for an encore.

I don't like shitting in public toilets scared i might catch the aids

#64 STR8E180

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:25 AM

View Postpman, on 02 February 2014 - 09:34 PM, said:

I had the runs and sharted in the shower once... Down the drain it went. Bye bye poo poo, round two in the loo loo.
Oh dude when I was in Bali I had Bali belly and when I was taking a shower I felt a fart coming
I let the fart rip and spray painted the shower screen

#65 Flying180

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:10 AM

:lol:


This is rank.

#66 pmod

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 09:35 AM

View PostSTR8E180, on 03 February 2014 - 08:24 AM, said:

View Postpmod, on 03 February 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

View PostSTR8E180, on 02 February 2014 - 12:32 PM, said:

U know annoys the f**k out of me
When I wipe my ass and it's all nice and clean then you feel like another piece is coming
What the f**k ? Are you serious
As soon as the toilet paper touches my ass hole it feels like I need to shit again

Annoying? Hardly. More like dodging a bullet imo.

Nothing worse than there being a queue at the toilet, you do your business, walk 5 metres out the door and then have to join the back of the queue for an encore.

I don't like shitting in public toilets scared i might catch the aids

Unwarranted paranoia. There's hardly any risk of catching something off a toilet seat that you're standing on Kemp.

#67 brent47

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 10:19 AM

View Postpmod, on 03 February 2014 - 09:35 AM, said:

View PostSTR8E180, on 03 February 2014 - 08:24 AM, said:

View Postpmod, on 03 February 2014 - 08:14 AM, said:

View PostSTR8E180, on 02 February 2014 - 12:32 PM, said:

U know annoys the f**k out of me
When I wipe my ass and it's all nice and clean then you feel like another piece is coming
What the f**k ? Are you serious
As soon as the toilet paper touches my ass hole it feels like I need to shit again

Annoying? Hardly. More like dodging a bullet imo.

Nothing worse than there being a queue at the toilet, you do your business, walk 5 metres out the door and then have to join the back of the queue for an encore.

I don't like shitting in public toilets scared i might catch the aids

Unwarranted paranoia. There's hardly any risk of catching something off a toilet seat that you're standing on Kemp.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I hate when your pecker touches the inside of the toilet bowl though, thankfully my home toilet is shaped well but some public toilets have freaked me out when your bell end touches cold porcelain.
Gross.

#68 Lucas.

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 10:41 AM

I'm working in the middle of bum fuxk and I honestly don't know of a worse plae to shit. 43 outside must be 50 inside the toilets. seats are almost to hot to sit on.

And that, is the worst shit to have

#69 pmod

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 11:07 AM

Haven't sat on a public toilet seat in years. Just squat down and hover above the bowl, hand against the wall for stability, and off you go. Gets the job done, plus it's a bit of extra leg training in the day... win/win.

#70 brent47

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 11:15 AM

That heat would be the worst, slimiest feeling when wiping from the sweat and x10 if it's cheap shitty wax type toilet paper

#71 Bloke

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Posted 03 February 2014 - 08:50 PM

View PostTom Tucker, on 02 February 2014 - 06:27 PM, said:

Good thread, but it must be said that in Australia it is spelt 'arse', not 'ass'.

Absolutely this.

An ass is a donkey, for f**k's sake.





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