Posted 16 February 2012 - 01:35 PM
Posted 07 May 2012 - 12:23 PM
My entire family was killed in a plane crash and I am now a vegetable.
See you tomorrow.
Posted 07 May 2012 - 12:29 PM
i quit my job at wollies (back when i was in high school) by handing in the best written i quit letter ever, outlining how much i love woolworths and such, but i was becoming a pirate, and was taking applications for first mate and a crew...
boss didnt know what to say. to this day. its framed in her office still.
Posted 07 May 2012 - 01:00 PM
had a huge night out with some friends. still going the next morning when one of the girls that was with us panics and tell us she needs to start work in an hour (she was still off guts). so me in my messed up state offers to call her boss up. the phone call last about 5 seconds before i fell apart and forgot who i was talking to on the phone panicd and hung the phone up before giving a good reason as to why my friend was not coming into work. she got a cal back 5 min later saying not to bother coming back to work lol
Posted 07 May 2012 - 05:59 PM
A meteor fell through my roof and as I ran from the house to get in the car, an alien swooped down and abducted my car keys, then I got on a bus, which plunged over a cliff. I climbed up the cliff to find a phone to call in late, when someone informed me that my workplace was sucked into a vacuum and wound up in another country. I missed the last flight, so I’ll be late.
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