After about 6 months the pig was ready for the fair. They went to the fair and won First Place. The hillbillies went home and one of them said, “We gotta take out the cork now that the fair is over.” None of them wanted to be the one to remove the cork, so they all decided
to buy a monkey and train it how to remove corks from wine bottles. After 3 months of training the monkey was ready.
The 3 hillbillies then took the monkey out to the pig pen and showed him the cork. The monkey pulled out the cork and the pig exploded..
The shortest hillbilly had shit two feet above his head and had to swim to safety
The Average sized hillbilly had shit up to his forehead and couldn't see much
The tallest hillbilly had shit up to his knees but couldn't stop laughing
The other two hillbillies came up to him and asked why he was laughing as he was covered in shit?
He replied saying "you should have seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in!"
Edited by SpotMan, 22 March 2012 - 09:08 PM.