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About Aphrael

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  • Birthday 01/13/1978

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    Australia ACT
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    books, RPGs (Zelda, Lufia, etc), corvettes & silvias
  • Car Type
    Nissan Silvia
  • Car Model
    PS13 SR20 DE (Q) & enr34 gt4
  • Occupation
    Customer Service Representative
  1. Who?s Who of NS-Victoria

    Hmm...Haven't posted here in ages. Name: Wynn Age: 32 Location: Deer Park MSN/Email: luzvminda@hotmail.com Facebook Car(s)... Pix of my gal (sadly, currently out of comission) The s13 Pix of my new gal pal a.k.a. "The Cesna" r34 daily

    yea, n/a but manual and 4WD. may have an rb26 in future if all goes to plan

    from: s13 n/a auto to: r34 n/a manual give us a beep and a wave if you see me
  4. What do you do?

    Wow. Seems like some of us have interesting jobs. I'm a Call Centre chick myself... I take phone orders for a construction company. With a little sales rep duties thrown in. What I would really like to do is write for a living, but...no best sellers yet, so I'm stuck with working for a living.
  5. Photo of your ride

    Hi All, Here are the new pix of "my little darlin". Had new Kakimoto Regu 06 installed end of July & new RP01s put in last Sunday.
  6. My Ride...

    Pix of mods for my sil...stay tuned...
  7. Introduce Yourself

    Hiya Ladies... Name: Wynn Nickname: Wynnie Pooh, Pooh Bear, Wayne Where I live: Deer Park, VIC - westie What I do for a living: Call centre b-atch - work in the east What I drive: stock '91 s13 (na) Mods/Future plans: too many to mention, starting on engine & working my way outwards. Does that sound logical? Dream car: JDM S15 & '67 Stingray 'vette Interests: Books, cars, anime, RPG games, music, writing fiction, cross stitching, beaded earrings, baking & cooking Contact: luzvminda@hotmail.com or wfontano@bigpond.net.au Pix of my tru lurv...
  8. Quick / Short joke thread

    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves..." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
  9. Quick / Short joke thread

    Just recieved via my work email...thought I'd share it with every1 The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it again and it won again. The local paper read : PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read : BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headline the next day : NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read : NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headline read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day.

    Work in the east - too neat, too many trees to clean the air. Won't be able to develop immunity to diseases. Westside all the way!!!
  11. Quick / Short joke thread

    I know it's a little late but funny anyway...  Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.  Oh and...Only in Australia...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.  Only in Australia...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.  Only in Australia...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.  Only in Australia...do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters  Only in Australia...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.  Only in Australia...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.  Only in Australia...are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.  NOT TO MENTION...3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.  142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.  58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.  31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.  8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.  A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.  And finally...In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet
  12. Quick / Short joke thread

    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing, and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, thinking, isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "You do that and I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day, Ma'am," he said and left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
  13. 3 WORD STORI

    which is bigger
  14. Quick / Short joke thread

    Jokes thread...oh goodie. Here's my first one... Three little ducks go into a bar.............................. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles." Hope this one is up to standards I have more where that came from.
  15. ABOUT JDM CONCEPT (ABN 43 120 929 713)

    Sorry Leo. I know this is late (i'm a slacker) Bought H3c lights and it arrived 2 days after payment cleared. Top job. Like my bro says, hope they last as long as the M4 bulbs