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Bad Man

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About Bad Man

  • Rank
    Macho Meat Eater Hard Arse
  • Birthday 09/21/1984

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    Ask and you shall recieve.

General Info

  • Location
    Australia SA
  • Gender
  • Interests
    I'm really only interested in myself.. so.....

    Marital Status: Single. As if that's not completely obvious.

    Life Goals: To be a celebrity that gets paid to get drunk, act like an asshole, and get drunk some more.

    Favorite Food: Free food.

    Favorite Hobbies: I like to fart in the bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles.

    Favorite Practical Joke: Sometimes I'll go down to the dog pound and pretend that I found my dog. Then I tell them to kill him anyway, because I already gave away all his stuff. Dog people don't have a very good sense of humor.

    Favorite Indoor Activity: Drinking. I find that when I drink I become incredibly charming. I do things like yell obscenities at random people, vomit everywhere and break things that don't belong to me.

    Favorite Outdoor Activity: Drinking, again. When I get drunk outside, in addition to being abusive and destructive, my charm extends to urinating in inappropriate places, running around with my clothes off and passing out in public parks.

    Favorite Sexual Position: Me drunk and her paying.

    Favorite TV Show: The Iron Chef. That show is so unintentionally funny. Actually, right now I'd have to with The Shield. I defy anyone to name a better show right now--and it's NOT The Sopranos.

    Favorite TV Character: What's the name of that thing on Nickelodeon, SploogeBob FunPants? Yeah, like that's not the manifestation of someone's mescaline induced homoerotic dream.

    Favorite Movie: The one I did with those girls I met in Cancun, when they...oh, you mean like a commercial movie? Hmm...I don't know.

    Favorite Pick-up Line: "Grunt big for daddy."

    Favorite Saying: "Why are you still here?"

    Favorite Word(s): Open Bar

    Favorite Holiday: I've always been partial to Canadian Independence Day, because it seems like such a ridiculous holiday to me. Don't they know they exist at Americas whim?

    Favorite Pro Athlete: Has to be Ron Artest. That guy is f**king crazy. My favorite Ron Artest story is how he tried to get a job at Circuit City because he was buying so much stuff there he figured he might as well get a job for the employee discount.

    Favorite Celebrity: Sirhan-Sirhan. He was the original one name celebrity.

    Favorite Non-Fiction Book: I love to read. I could go with The Autobiography of Malcolm X, which I read in seventh grade, and totally changed my life. Or perhaps Sperm Wars, by Robin Baker. It's a real book, about human sexual behavior, I'm not making the title up. Completely changed how I approached women. Or of course, there's History of the Peloponnesian War, by Thucydides, one of the definitive texts of the Western Canon. Alright, I'll stop now, I'm getting too intellectual for this retarded site.

    Favorite Children's Book: Everybody Poops is a classic, of course. Or my new favorite, That's It, You're Going Up For Adoption, is good too. It's a little dark.

    Favorite Number: Considering that I am a heavy believer in numerology, that is a tough question. There are so many possibilities. I'll call my psychic, ask her, and get back to you. And I'll do both of those things right after I shove a fork directly into my eye.

    Favorite Color: This can't seriously be a question.

    Favorite Month: This is starting to get stupid.

    Turn-ons: Hot women, cute women, attractive women, willing women, aggressive women, funny women, successful women, women with huge fake breasts, In-n-Out and Chick-Fil-A (Those are fast food chains, not some derogatory terms for a woman).

    Turn-offs: Ugly women, excessively fat women, women who snort when eating, stupid people, Drift groupies, anything Marxist
  • Car Type
    Nissan Silvia
  • Occupation
    Bad things

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  1. New Hardtuned Mixtape

    Haha sorry guys. Between work and study there just hasn't been enough time in the day to do anything. But... Now the bossman (Loz) is onto me about it, I'm sure you won't have to wait too much longer.
  2. I'm not even sure where to begin with what's wrong with that... OK let's start at the beginning. You can't "seeked" legal advice. It would only be slander if it was in a spoken medium. Libel is the written or otherwise published defamation of a person or business. Truth is an absolute defense to Libel. You can't actually sue someone for their opinion on the internet, and Nissansilvia isn't responsible for what is posted either. Even Microsoft tried suing someone for it once and backed off... If they can't win... some deadbeat bogan sure as hell cant. It isn't illegal to modify still captured from a movie for non profit. Intellectual property and copyright laws only apply is you are selling a direct reproduction. I can assure you that no Federal Police officer is going to investigate a chopped picture from the Fast and the Furious. Although there is a good chance it is now being emailed around and everyone is having a good laugh at it. Admin and Moderators are not responsible for what is posted on here and can not be held legally responsible. And then there are the grammatical errors. Finally... If you had contacted a lawyer, and assuming they didn't laugh you out of the office, they would not have you post a poorly worded, grammatically flawed and blatantly counter factual statement. They themselves would have contacted the webmaster in an official context. God I love the interwebs.
  3. The Youtube Thread

    Man Vs. Dog battle
  4. UPLATE - The New edition

    Pat... said (8:35 PM): I had a dream you take it in the pooper... it can happen! Phee says (8:36 PM): *Who is to say it doesn't already and I just say it doesn't happen because I am a bitch?
  5. *** pics of the day ***

    2 pages ago.
  6. The Youtube Thread

  7. *** pics of the day ***

  8. Don't do it. There is no way she has earned it yet!
  9. UPLATE - The New edition

    For a start it was a 10 day ban, and Mod preview indefinitely... but It's a pretty safe bet that's going to be extended. And WPN-X7 don't be surprised if you get a warning/ban as well. Not a smart move on 100% warn. But yes... it was mildly amusing.
  10. The Youtube Thread

  11. Ken Block Gymkhana Spoof

    Haha yep, classic!
  12. BAWT 16 - The Long Drop

    How am I a party pooper? You deleted my pretty pictures of you http://hardtuned.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=396312 I dont know what you are talking about.. Hahaha BUUUSTED! woot so i can re post them? I'd say so!
  13. BAWT 16 - The Long Drop

    How am I a party pooper? You deleted my pretty pictures of you http://hardtuned.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=396312 I dont know what you are talking about.. Hahaha BUUUSTED!