OVR4U 0 Posted August 13, 2008 lol....pretty f**king small holes there. are his toes stuck aswell?? lmao i try live my life by the rule "any holes a goal" but come on! there are exceptions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mz_terious 0 Posted August 13, 2008 Amir how the hell did you find this story? Did you just google "Man f**king park bench"?? or "Asian with bench fettish"?? i just dont know how you would find it without searching for it....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UR33DY 1 Posted August 13, 2008 Amir how the hell did you find this story? Did you just google "Man f**king park bench"?? or "Asian with bench fettish"?? i just dont know how you would find it without searching for it....... one would think it would be all over the news for something this stupid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reeeen 0 Posted August 13, 2008 "he thought it would be fun to have sex with a park bench" OMG what the hell goes through ppl's minds Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
75GCCoupe 0 Posted August 14, 2008 yeah i heard this on the radio this morning too made me laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ST41NS 2 Posted August 14, 2008 Those holes look pretty sharp & edgy... not so good news for Mr. Ling-ling. =b Blow-up doll FTW!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grub_ze70 0 Posted August 14, 2008 haha why metal! you think it would cut you dick! now wood bench would be heaps better! haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victory-Spec 2 Posted August 14, 2008 ...He is doing it all wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ST41NS 2 Posted August 14, 2008 lol....pretty f**king small holes there. Small holes?? This was in Hong kong, asian = Small holes So let me get this right... his big toes just fit the holes so Mr. Ling-Ling is just as small as a big toe. Yeah, I can't blame him if he wasn't gettin' any with a tool the size of a big toe. Hahahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzy_1via 53 Posted August 14, 2008 Amir how the hell did you find this story? Did you just google "Man f**king park bench"?? or "Asian with bench fettish"?? i just dont know how you would find it without searching for it....... yeah, thats exactly it <_> haha why metal! you think it would cut you dick! now wood bench would be heaps better! haha f**k that man, splinters, you want a marchmallow bench, heeeeell yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Gypsy 7 Posted August 14, 2008 lmfao! they made it sound like he had his cock stuck for hours.. why the hell wouldnt they cut one of the beams as far as way from him as possible to get him out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzy_1via 53 Posted August 14, 2008 ^^^lol probably what they would have done, they were just telling him "your gonna lose your dick" to scare the shit out of him for being so fuin stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
