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so your sig says to call you jaaaack

but you gotta take all those words baaaack

ain't nothin you laid down gettin' any props

you and your boys better grab your mops

cos i'm about help you clean up this shit

droppin these hits bit by bit

 

i don't post here much

but i am always in the shadows

watchin all you peeps

seein who spits and who swallows

as far as i care this thread is done

better lock it up now

so i can call your mum

 

:P

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u call urself a doctor

man ur trippin, wakeup, f*ck it il just shock ya

and u called urself boost??!!

wtf!!!

dude, i can tell...u just played juiced!!!

 

u say u gona help clean up

grab a mop, start cleaning, n see who says wassup

and why u talking bout spitt and swallow

man we all know what u get up to down below

 

i aint preaching no lies

and as i explained to the previous guys

use aint got nothing, i own this thread

ma name is jaaaaack..enough said!!!

 

:P

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haha this thread delivers

sum y'all rhymes just give me tha shivers

makes me stop..thinks..then i figures

yous are just wanabe niggers

 

 

ondgoe has a sik car

i want it..dammit im just a dreamer

man do me a good deal

and maybe il let u cop a good feel ;)

 

HANS3N..ur rap was dope

but the ending fell into a slope

u may have included all the generics

but bitch...they were in terible lyrics!

 

andrew ur right, ur original verse was avg

spend more time rapping and less wit ur sausage!

...sit down, readup, ...even grab a beverage

coz man u'll be at it 4 like...4everage?!!

 

 

okay guys i was just out to have fun,

na harm of such was ment to be done,

so dont take me seriously when i say,

...bow down to me b*tches or i make u pay!!!

 

 

and thats my rap yo :)

So I got called out by this kid named Jack

Oh my gawd, I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.

Respiratory failure, myocardial infarction

Like your head's up your ass, your words are just fart-in.

 

I don't get why you called to introduce me to your mom

Is she your only friend? Oh, sorry, I forgot about Tom.

From the moment I agreed to give you a little brother

I knew I'd have to just close my eyes and give it to your mother.

 

Is your family signed to Obese? Cos your moms is f**king FAT

I couldn't take it at all, I told her to step back.

She wouldn't listen to me and took it to the floor

Bent over to the front and asked for more.

 

I am the man, so I always keep my word.

I'm just gonna have to pretend that she's a young bird.

 

She backed it up and I heard a sound kinda like a dump truck.

Don't get it? No wonder why I feel like I'm surrounded by dumb f**ks.

 

 

 

 

 

All in good fun, just mucking about. :D

Hope your mom is well sssn14. :)

I learnt English in Canada, and almost always spell Mom that way. I don't say "Mum", I say "Mawm".

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^^^

Epic lol at this thread, you all write like the living dead,

generally id say thats it, nuff said, call it a night and just go to bed,

Instead ill make my point, I used to write this stuff while smoking a joint.

 

Reality check, your rapping online, thats ok, its cool, its fine.

lol I feel like im wasting my time, lol half your shit doesnt even rhyme,

but just remember, from time to time, your all just kids, and sound like grade 9's

 

you need to make a decision, stop sitting there typing, revision after revision,

these words come straight from my soul, much better than the dribble coming from your mouth hole,

....erm I mean text, lol fk me whats next? a thread about who's best at sex? or whos got the most bullet proof chest?

 

I'm starting to sound like a jerk, but in reality, im just after a smirk,

is this a rap, or a poem? ill say what needs to be said, just to keep this thread goin.

 

Somone said wannabe niggers? the term your looking for is wiggers,

you know, white kids, that drink to much and end up with dead livers,

 

rap battles are spoken, not written, you try to type hits, but you just keep missen,

no need for constant dissen, id rather just fk my bitch and keep on kissen,

 

Ok, im done, this was fun, but its just plain dumb

this time I really am going to bed, that is, end thread..

 

(end note, I couldnt help myself, I used to msn battle my mates when I was about 14...thats a good 10 years ago for me haha...and yes im pretty crap at it..but I write what comes straight into my head and try to avoid revisions because to me thats fake and more like song writing not rapping....somtimes you hit the nail on the head, sometimes you dont..and I'll add, im no longer a rap fan...but this thread was fun to look at and see what us neerdies are thinking these days..)

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LOL, its a better effort than any one elses. Haha

 

Now, onto more important issues. Dinner.

 

All I can eat Jap or Chinese... or actually leave the hotel.

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haha nah that was good man :)

u wouldnt know but im a big fan

i would even say that ur da man

but for now ur just HANS(aaa)N

 

ok maybe i was being too nice there...

 

ur w3rds are to lyrical, so comical, almost histerical..

what ur saying is so typical

ur so bad u count every syllabol

and when i speak u freeze like a popsicle

 

 

 

hehe just a short one this time :)

all good fun

u know i :wub: u hans3n :lol:

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lol im so crap at this, ive been on this thread for like 30 mins and only wrote up like one verse :lol:

 

koguchi that was awesome lol

 

and hansen, cook me sum food, im so hungry :lol:

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Man I fricken took a nap to recharge the batteries. Slept so long, all the motherf**king restaurants in the hotel closed!! Argh!!!

 

Too lazy to put on pants and go out to find food.

 

Soooo hungrrryy...

 

Going to have to raid the mini bar...

 

 

...or order room service.

 

EDIT: On order...

Pinapple Fried Rice

Tom Yum Goong

Fried Fish Cakes

niccce. :lol:

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:lol:

which hotel u staying in??

 

just walk out there without the pants..scare off everyone else and the hotel is all yours ^_^

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Oh no,

didnt think id see one of these on ns.

 

Guess theres only one thing to say brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrat??

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1st time....

 

i like what i've read in this whacked out thread but here i go with my 2 cents verse.....

 

the name Fear is the last thing you will hear as i shread you to pieces,

as i burst my rhymes it sounds like an AK-47 that drills into your mind,

leaves you stunned, you fall to the floor laying there helplessly waiting for fear to devour you whole....

 

that's all that i got lol... :)

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so u called urself FEAR,

just sit back shutup and grab a bear

coz im gna show u whos boss

and what i'll say will be at ur loss

 

coz ur just another n00b

just chasing some b00b

grabs for the lube

pulls one out in the nude

 

joins to learn about cars

but all you recieve is haha's

then u run to your ma's

crying, being yelled at for wearing bras

 

you dont know me and i dont know you

my lyrics are crazy, there turning u blue

maybe ur next reply will give me a clue

as to who you are and what u doo

 

:)

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you'all just scared

not like i cared

even if u dared

i wouldnt of shared

 

cars are dope

u and ur mum elope

ur sliding down a slope

then you just choke

*cough cough*

 

 

man this rapping shits just a rhyme

but atleast i can call it mine

so use wiggas can wait in line

if u think ur dope show me a sign

 

reppin da perth crew

if u down wid it dats you

tags on tha wall..dat aint new

dem all fags, well...they just sue

 

 

:rolleyes::PB):):wub::wub::wub:

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just sit back shutup and grab a bear

Why would he grab a bear???

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't grab a bear.

 

 

 

 

*Calls Bad Man. Ooooooh, you're all screwed now, sons*

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so u called urself FEAR,

just sit back shutup and grab a bear

coz im gna show u whos boss

and what i'll say will be at ur loss

 

coz ur just another n00b

just chasing some b00b

grabs for the lube

pulls one out in the nude

 

joins to learn about cars

but all you recieve is haha's

then u run to your ma's

crying, being yelled at for wearing bras

 

you dont know me and i dont know you

my lyrics are crazy, there turning u blue

maybe ur next reply will give me a clue

as to who you are and what u doo

 

:)

 

 

Ok boss, me and my bear will sit back pretending to care,

careful tho this bear is eager to strike for dissn out the

one they call fear,

 

I may be a n00b that chases b00bs but unlike you who

loves them dudes that pound you good without any lube...

 

as a matter of fact those HaHa's are people laughing at

you for getting owned by a n00b...

 

Blah bla blah is all that i see when i read your thread,

it's only the start, just a matter of time before you fall apart

as fear takes the stage with my lyrically insane mind i will

end this game.....

 

 

lol :lol:

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This goes out to all you car driving mother fcukers

 

Last night I fcuked your mum so hard up the ass, she got constipated

One of her friends asked her "whats wrong", she just said it was work related

When she goes to take a shit, it get complicated, pretty much x rated

Which got me excited, so I masterbaited

 

While me and your mum were doing our thing in the bedroom

Your dad walked in and attacked me with a dirty broom

After that I just took awhole bag of shroom

Tipped and seen A guy in a monkey costume

 

White stuff all over my nose making me look bad

Yehh thats right, I do more drugs then ya dad, yeh I know its kinder sad

But hey It makes me glad

 

What could be worse then, the over populated chinese

How about getting a tattoo done by some guy with parkinsons disease

It would be hot in that room, about 1000 degrees

Got you begging on your knees, "oooh stop ooh stop please".

There you go bitches, I got this one with ease.

 

Back from a week vacation.

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This goes out to all you car driving mother fcukers

 

Last night I fcuked your mum so hard up the ass, she got constipated

One of her friends asked her "whats wrong", she just said it was work related

When she goes to take a shit, it get complicated, pretty much x rated

Which got me excited, so I masterbaited

 

While me and your mum were doing our thing in the bedroom

Your dad walked in and attacked me with a dirty broom

After that I just took awhole bag of shroom

Tipped and seen A guy in a monkey costume

 

White stuff all over my nose making me look bad

Yehh thats right, I do more drugs then ya dad, yeh I know its kinder sad

But hey It makes me glad

 

What could be worse then, the over populated chinese

How about getting a tattoo done by some guy with parkinsons disease

It would be hot in that room, about 1000 degrees

Got you begging on your knees, "oooh stop ooh stop please".

There you go bitches, I got this one with ease.

 

Back from a week vacation.

 

 

Sounds like a story i heard a while ago from this doped out

bitch who was nothing more than a hoe,

 

she said this guy tried to pump her from behind she's like

his out of his mind, couldnt get it up cause he was one

dysfunctional fag which was sad,

 

she was constipated she knew it which made him excited

5sec after he masterbaited he blew it unloaded his load

all over the door,

 

she took him to a room where this pimp slaped him out,

feed him some shrooms, dumped him next to a zoo,

monkey pissed on his shoe layed still untill he turned blue...

 

arhhh got nothing lol............. :lol:

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I was rather disappointed, you rapped that like you head was disjointed and the stuff you said was comming out your arse, because you where rapping about shit in the past, dont try be to fast, think it though and make the impression last.

BAMM

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I was rather disappointed, you rapped that like you head was disjointed and the stuff you said was comming out your arse, because you where rapping about shit in the past, dont try be to fast, think it though and make the impression last.

BAMM

 

 

aww :o lol

 

What can i say im only a n00b that loves youtube,

most of my time is not spent online trying to rhyme

 

dont be disappointed cause my rap was whack, im not

a champ but dnt force me to attack then the

impression will last cause i would have advanced and taken

the stand and show u that this disjointed man will bring u dwn

harder than a ufc slam.....

 

 

:rolleyes: lol

 

this is kind of fun.....

Edited by FEAR

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just sit back shutup and grab a bear

Why would he grab a bear???

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wouldn't grab a bear.

 

 

 

 

*Calls Bad Man. Ooooooh, you're all screwed now, sons*

:lol: shutup hansen, u know i ment *beer* lol

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vic spec, is ur dad still trying to sell tha car shed

i dont need to know coz im not interested

but i hope it sold

as he needed the money to stop going bald

 

what did u do on ur week vacation

makes me think coz u talk bout masterbation

where did u go, do u leave the nation

arghhh who cares, im the sensation!!!!

 

 

:P

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Heres another rap you, all be begging for more, seriously comming to my house banging on the door.

Screaming "we love you V-S because your so hardcore". So with my words I create war, screaming this shit out to everyone on the dance floor. Second rap in as many minutes so what if im a whore. You better admit it you adore me, as I explore throw the english languare, destroying all you guys who try to ignore me.

 

But you cant because I stuck inside your brain, kicking and punching it, driving you insane. Its then you try to get rid of by trying some cocaine, but it onyl incressed the pain. It gets to the point where you cut yourself and let the blood drain, while your doing that im sitting back drinking champagne, so dont try to an beat me at my own game.

 

:lol:

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vic spec, is ur dad still trying to sell tha car shed

i dont need to know coz im not interested

but i hope it sold

as he needed the money to stop going bald

 

what did u do on ur week vacation

makes me think coz u talk bout masterbation

where did u go, do u leave the nation

arghhh who cares, im the sensation!!!!

 

 

:P

You better watch who you be dissing

Because you'll be the one missing

So dont be violating me

Because Ill only ending up annihilating you

But I let you off this time

Only because you didnt hit with a good enough ryhme :o

 

All jokes :P:lol:

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What can i say im only a n00b that loves youtube,

most of my time is not spent online trying to rhyme

 

dont be disappointed cause my rap was whack, im not

a champ but dnt force me to attack then the

impression will last cause i would have advanced and taken

the stand and show u that this disjointed man will bring u dwn

harder than a ufc slam.....

 

 

:rolleyes: lol

 

this is kind of fun.....

You always be calling yourself a noob, it thats the truth just give up and play with a rubiks cube.

You telling me you gonna give me a ufc slam, man I eat you up like I do lamb.

So let me give you one final exam, dont mess with me, because im the man.

 

I'll leave ya with this tastey jam and leg it before I get done for spam.

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Heres another rap you, all be begging for more, seriously comming to my house banging on the door.

Screaming "we love you V-S because your so hardcore". So with my words I create war, screaming this shit out to everyone on the dance floor. Second rap in as many minutes so what if im a whore. You better admit it you adore me, as I explore throw the english languare, destroying all you guys who try to ignore me.

 

But you can because I stuck inside your brain, kicking and punching it, driving you insane. Its then you try to get rid of by trying some cocaine, but it onyl incressed the pain. It gets to the point where you cut yourself and let the blood drain, while your doing that im sitting back drinking champagne, so dont try to an beat me at my own game.

 

:lol:

 

 

V-S hardcore!! man your softer than dough, you say bro this isnt so, believe it i think it's time to go

leave in shame as peeps cheer and say my name, Fear is what u can hear while u disappear in to the darkness, you lost the war even the battle you should have seen this coming instead u where banging and sippin champagne but it's ok i throw u some coke to ease the pain of lossing all hope, i will wait for your return and attempt to take the stand once more...

 

:lol: what u think hmm i dnt kno :(

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You always be calling yourself a noob, it thats the truth just give up and play with a rubiks cube.

You telling me you gonna give me a ufc slam, man I eat you up like I do lamb.

So let me give you one final exam, dont mess with me, because im the man.

 

I'll leave ya with this tastey jam and leg it before I get done for spam.

 

nice

 

If your the man then im the king, why is it that u hide in the shed when i come for your head, as a matter of fact i would like to see you shame my ufc slam, your final exam is no more than a joke i look at it and still pass it while on dope, careful VS everytime u step out of line fear will bring u back just in time

 

hmmm :)

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shout outs to all my ns hip hoppers out there ;)

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Fear you think your better then me ? I tell you what, Im better then you and thats a guarantee.

Dont you go disagree, or go pray to god at jubilee, because not even he can save you from this killing spree.

Leave nothing behind ,but bits of body debris.

 

Nice battling here :)

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how does anything typed in here reflect a rap battle?

 

if it's typed you have time to think about what you post & how you arrange it. a rap battle is verbal, otherwise your simply writing lyrics.....

 

the weird clown guy is right

 

LOL I cant help but picture some scrawny white asian kid typing away his rhymes as he eats mi goreng in his parents basement when i read these haha :lol:

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Fear you think your better then me ? I tell you what, Im better then you and thats a guarantee.

Dont you go disagree, or go pray to god at jubilee, because not even he can save you from this killing spree.

Leave nothing behind ,but bits of body debris.

 

Nice battling here :)

 

 

Vic Spec watch as fear grabs your soul and rains terror on your domain, i dnt need to pray to god as he watches me slain the insane, as he commands me to take you on, in this crazy game, with out a fight your sound asleep underground is where u stay beat, im a master of hits with my left and rights i win this heat why am i carrying on where your defeat....

 

havnt battle in 10years heaps rusty!! :lol:

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