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The Rap Battle Thread

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oh and for thedave

jump back in ya cave

i can see it in your eyes that u crave

a nice fat wang that just had a shave

now get back on your knees u little cock slave.

 

dont jump on here spittin shit that u know me

u dont know shit so u can f**kin blow me

 

one-eighty 100% fag for certain u reccon, i think that your on the wrong end of the spectrum

i was there behind the curtain when ur mother gave birth to you from her rectum

oh snap he didn't just do it? f**k yea i knew it

take my lirical genius and f**kin chew it.

 

oh and about the beaver, i get it like it's a feaver

i chop chop it up with my giant meat cleaver

thats it i've has enough dissin for one night

peace bitches, im off, goodnight, sleep tight lol

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The gangsta in this thread is getting stronger in everyone

remember we're aussie and probably never seen a gun

you're popping bullets off? tough guy with a swag and revolver

just look down at your hands and there's an xbox controller

you're not a f**kin gangsta dude, you got no respect

you're hittin the deck, i reject the victory-spec

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one-eighty, i think you should stop your fingers from typing

your type is like a rainbow coloured kite with gays admiring

i really think "dave" was the wrong word to try and rhyme with

the whole sequence was the worst rhyme i've spent time with

Your one word rhyming style is amateur man

get back to pile-driving cocks, or vag in a can.

 

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lol this is definitely a character building thread hahah

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Dont mess with the boss one-eighty, you'll never win

Take you down faster, then the wall in berlin

Having you in a headlock screaming "let go of me Im leaving"

Kick your ass so bad, I'd have your family grieving

Then they find out the reason behind the attack

Your some homo who would be receiving it in the back

 

Seriously wouldnt be surprised if you were gay

Talk about so much, you'd think it was on your mind all day

Using words in your raps like rectum, stuff like that puts me under the impression

That where you like to put your dick, always comes into question

I think your due for a confession, of your homosexual obsession

Is that the reason behind all of this aggression?

I'll leave ya with that, dont wanna see get depression

 

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Man this thread rules, some big laughs in here :lol:

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c'mon, someone have a crack at me so i can reply haha

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dude some of these rhymes and just f**king appalling

i'll cut u down at the knees and all u be doin is crawling.

then ima knife u in the face leaving ya brains sprawling

accross your wood floor as i stand at ya door

stickin it to your mother the whore while she screaming for more

 

victory-spec, i had a check and at closer inspection

i've never heard or even used the word rection

your brain and your mouth have a severe disconnection

jump on the phone get on to call connection

let em know u've got a disfunctional erection

f**k my lyrics are punctual and perfection

 

haha u think your the boss of this e-battlin

i'll send u up shit creek in a piss ant boat paddling

then i'll sneak into your house and give your mum a straddlin

 

oh and dave dont knock my rainbow kite

i use it for flight in the middle of the night

to sneak up to your pad and give ya sister a fright

better be nice coz that slapper will bite

 

ok im out, im off for a cruise but not before sit down i watch the news ahahahaha

 

madest thread!

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super hus, in the yellow school bus,

schooling you wont even be a fus

destroying your broady ass is a must./

 

broady ay? you say it like your proud

must be fun to roll with a heroin addict crowd.

rockin there moccys and VBs

don't you get it kid you'll never beat me./

 

im too complex and lyrically better

my flows are so smooth im gettin the girls wetter...

then you that is, with everything you've got

im like the wether at the moment, just too dam hot./

 

i guess im down for now so i'll say later

now watch his reply, this toy will be a hater..

you need to know that im much greater.../

 

 

ugghh that sucked im WAY to scattered.

 

 

mate, you got the wrong race

im turkish and proud, not some bogan disgrace

vb and mocco's, mate broady isnt the place

craigieburn is, now get your facts straight

 

way youre going, youre gonna cause alot of heat

revenge isnt the key, just putting you in the ground will be sweet

i go this accapella, i dont even need a beat

because i smash anyones attempts to defeat

 

lyrically you dont even compare to me

the jealousy arises when you see me on your TV

smashing it up, bashing it up

sign the record deal, then im cashing it up

back on the import scene with an S15

while you sit at home drinking your VB

 

1 word of advice, hail to the bus driver

or with the shit you pull, you wont even be a survivor.

 

/battle

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Dont mess with the boss one-eighty, you'll never win

Take you down faster, then the wall in berlin

Having you in a headlock screaming "let go of me Im leaving"

Kick your ass so bad, I'd have your family grieving

Then they find out the reason behind the attack

Your some homo who would be receiving it in the back

 

Seriously wouldnt be surprised if you were gay

Talk about so much, you'd think it was on your mind all day

Using words in your raps like rection, stuff like that puts me under the impression

That where you like to put your dick, always comes into question

I think your due for a confession, of your homosexual obsession

Is that the reason behind all of this aggression?

I'll leave ya with that, dont wanna see get depression

 

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Man this thread rules, some big laughs in here :lol:

 

 

you like calling everyone gay.

 

but i think its time to come out ofn the closet VS :P

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one-eighty, you didn't really pay me out then

it's disappointing, like you having a day without men

i don't have much to go by, your rhyme was kinda basic

a bit like your iq, but you're too afraid to face it

i make it happen, you're a bit messy in terms of rappin

your like a paraplegic eating soup without a napkin

until next time folks, goodbye and goodnight

i hope a couple people respond, i'll be up for a fight :)

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Theres no doubt this is the thread I rule

Taking all you posers back to school, to teach you a lesson

On which bad ass mother fuker you should never be messing with, dont be stressing

This rap is blessing, that last bit probably had you guessing

Craving for more, so I guess I should keep pressing

 

Listen to thedave saying he is ready to fight

I know this punk ass bitch, would run away at first sight

Sorry if im not polite but Its my delight, to have you dead by the end of the night

Dont bother trying to hit me back, just look at the screen and be quite

Allow me to give you some incite, leave this website before your chin see's flight

 

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I hope no-one is really taking this to heart :S

 

I'll never come out of the closet superhus :P

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I just woke up so I only have the mental capacity to blink at the moment lol, but i'll be back with a reply to that later ;)

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Victory-Spec sayin the same old shit

uncreative coming through with the plain old spits

you're day old shit, you're never gonna get any better

like a cardboard sweater when exposed to the weather

i'm in a league higher than you'd ever imagine

if you were a cop i'd suggest turning your badge in

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I've posted alot more rhymes then you have, in this thread

So dont go telling me I've rolled over dead

This is rap number 32 and still going strong

You try and last the long, and be different with every rap song

Im telling ya it aint that easy

I'd like to see you at number 32, I bet it'll be alot more slezzy

Look at some of my first raps I wrote

All of them are cherries, with a thick sugar coat

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ahhh see, youre forgetting that hus is a contender

f**k with me, ill smash your face in a blender

it seems that VS is a bit of a bender

with rhymes like that, questions arise about "his" gender

 

thedave seems to have lyrical potential

he has the flow, which is essential

his rhymes seem like they sequential

now, i pass him with proper credentials

 

VS, to reopen this feud i commit

32 raps werecherries? mate they were all pieces of shit

you'll have a fit when my hit will force you to admit

that i cannot be defeated, cheated

seems like your vocabulary has been depleted

i stand tall while youre still seated

all i can say is my missions completed.

 

so victory-spec, before you bust a rhyme

dont talk about homosexuality, all you do is waste my time

this is a mountain that you cannot climb

but i feel sorry for you. here is a dime.

 

 

game. set. match.

 

megapwnedlolWOT?!

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game. set. match?? hus, what is that shit,

you seem to be repeating these lines like a true dick..

go back and read your shit, youv said it all before, and some of your spelling makes me think that you're four...

but thats alright, its ok, i wont judge, as long as you promise that you wont hold a grudge,

when i say this shit, you'll be blue and be trippin, and when you spit back your rhymes will be slippin,

cause they'll be compared to the great ones right here, this green machine will spit straight in your ear,

actually, nah, i wont do that, its not right, gotta save that move for your sister tonight... ;)

 

 

thats my first one guys.. i only just found this thread... i'll get better...

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*waits for someone to have a go at him in a verse*

 

thanks for the complements though hahah :P

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limegreenmachine, dude i'm the rap games FedExpress

sit your ass down before i pull you up next

i gotta confess, my rhymes will leave you in a mess

now i'm going to squash you like a little pest

 

i must repeat my lines, it doesn't seem to get through

the expiry date on your lines is overdue

seems like you're one of those kids that listen to blink 182

slit you from ear to ear, your chin will be hanging askew.

 

so youre gonna "try" a move on my sister? thats ok

she doesnt go for faggots like you anyway

oh, the rejection will leave you in dismay

but for f**ks sake, this whole sister shit is just a cliche

 

kindergarden spelling?

i'm telling you your grammer is worse

the rhymes that you disperse are a joke

please dont get perverse.

 

0hp, here comes the reality

up down triagle square, here comes the fatality

unfortunately you dont have the mentality

to compete with me, you just have abnormalities.

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First off, f**k your bitch

And the click you claim

West side when we ride

Come equipped with game

You claim to be a playa

But, I f**ked your wife

 

 

 

i win game over

 

clique its like a posse/gang

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