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Shrine of KEMP

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We all love KEMP for his funnies and being an awesome MOD!!!

 

So lets look back over the years, what gold do you have about him???

 

**EDIT**

 

Instead of my "Softy spec threads" I am going to do a weekly shrine thread on people that make NS what it is... who thinks this is a good idea?

 

I shall pick people at my own will, seems i prob spend the most time on here.. :lol:

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can i just say one of my favs is "the army of flying kemps"

 

:lol:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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P.S. this thread is in good humour, not bagging the shit out of Kempy!!

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i wasnt around for the first kemp town threads.. so this should be good..

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ok since Chad87 is one of my favorite members ill share the story again

 

B4 i start i want to make it clear

i know how shame full this is but ill share it just to make every one laf

this happen just after i left high skool

 

ive got this list of things to do and on the list it has

 

1. f*** red head

2. f*** fat bitch

 

NOTE: i do not find any of these a turn on, its just on my list of things to do, i wanna try all types of meat B4 im to old to

 

anyways i was at a party and i saw this fat red head and i thought why not?? i could kill to birds with one stone..

 

so i put my mack down on the fat smack down

anyways i went home with the fat cow anyways ill skip all the bullshit and get to the main part

when she stripped down u have no idea how turned of i was

just so u can have an understanding on wat type of turn off she was try and picture this.... FAT, skin white like papper, RED HAIR

anyways i was giving it to her with a limb dick because i couldnt get it full hard :lol: just as we started she goes STOP and im thinking yay im of the hook and she still counts as a red head and a fat chick so i can still cross IT of the list

just after i stop she goes over to the edge of the bed and pulls out a cake from under the bed!!!! who the f**K leaves cake under there bed??? and who the hell thinks about eating it half way threw sex???

i look at her and say where the f*** did u get that from??? and wat the f*** is it doing under ur bed?? then she tells me to start over again

by this time ive gone all soft and have to start over again i felt like crying but i was scared because the window was closed and it looked like it was locked as well

so we started going at it again doggy style and guess wat she was still eating the cake the fat bitch

i had enuff and couldnt take any more so i pulled him out and spat on her ass and said i shot my load on her fat ass

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Kemps fat chick story makes me LOL every time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hahaahahah

 

im guessing kemp is of asian origin?

 

 

woahh woaahh save that for another thread.

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hahaahahah

 

im guessing kemp is of asian origin?

 

 

woahh woaahh save that for another thread.

 

+1

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hahaahahah

 

im guessing kemp is of asian origin?

woh, wait....wait....

 

 

 

 

what?

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hahaahahah

 

im guessing kemp is of asian origin?

woh, wait....wait....

 

 

 

 

what?

 

 

Kemps, Asian...

 

 

:lol:

 

too late.

 

its started.

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uhoh.

 

somebody needs to clean up this thread.

 

 

 

 

wait...

 

10157426.jpg

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still peakin i didnt get a pic of this chicks number plate "KEMP", damn phone camera couldnt get a clean shot.

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fking lol at that story.

 

even if it was on 'the list' i cant understand why you would go through with it.

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softy, how could you start this thread and not post your kemp real estate sign

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:lol: :lol: Kemptown threads were awsome good old caleb (gt007) :lol:

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Instead of my "Softy spec threads" I am going to do a weekly shrine thread on people that make NS what it is... who thinks this is a good idea?

 

I shall pick people at my own will, seems i prob spend the most time on here.. :lol:

lol, would be good, but i think its easy for kemp because we have all the photochops in our folders, finding classic threads or quotes for other people would be a massive head screw.

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most of my epic moments have ended with warnings and deleted posts/threads

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