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  1. 1. at wat age did u have sex for the 1st time



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pLaTiNuM[s13]

DUDE u remember urs with so much detail

 

mine was

kemp: so hows about it

slut: yeah ok

*after blowing my load*

kemp: so can i have ur number

slut: i dont know u well enuff

kemp: :lol:

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I was so stoked rolled over and went to sleep.

:lol:

 

For those on here that are a virgin. You will suck first time, no if buts or maybes it doesn't matter how much porn you watch. Therefore f**k as many women as you can, it doesn't matter who they are you won't care trust me. Then when you actually find someone you like you will at least have an idea of what to do and be more confident.

 

DON'T waste any opportunity.

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' date='08 September 2009 - 05:49 PM' timestamp='1252390767' post='5398998']

oredered myself a motherf**kin happy meal!

 

:lol:

 

that made the whole story worth the read.

 

you must have good mates if they were there til 4 in the morning.

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pLaTiNuM[s13]

DUDE u remember urs with so much detail

 

mine was

kemp: so hows about it

slut: yeah ok

*after blowing my load*

kemp: so can i have ur number

slut: i dont know u well enuff

kemp: :lol:

 

 

ahahaha ur a legend kemp!

of course i remember it, as i said it was my first true love, and everything seemed to go perfect-but alas bitches will be bitches!

Like when you go buy your first import. As soon as you see the car, the shape, the stance the aura. And then when you turn the key and you hear the exhaust note. Instant love!

 

oh and I too was in a similar situation with the story of you and your brother and swapsies. Must be an asian thang haha

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' date='08 September 2009 - 06:19 PM' timestamp='1252390767' post='5398998']

In the car was my mate and a chick whom i had hooked up with before(kissed and fingered-thats another gold story, but we'll talk about that another time).

TELL TELL

 

' date='08 September 2009 - 06:42 PM' timestamp='1252392177' post='5399050']

oh and I too was in a similar situation with the story of you and your brother and swapsies. Must be an asian thang haha

YEAH!!! thats how we ROLL!!!

at least i aint the only one here

tell tell

 

cant feed me abit then hold ouT

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' date='08 September 2009 - 06:12 PM' timestamp='1252392177' post='5399050']

Like when you go buy your first import. As soon as you see the car, the shape, the stance the aura. And then when you turn the key and you hear the exhaust note. Instant love!

 

then you take it home, start spending endless amounts of money on it, doing everything to keep it happy, but everything fails and is a waste of money, then you realize why the previous owner got rid of it.

 

cars and girls are one and the same.

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Very true.

Girls even have their own monthly oil changes.

Least they do the services themselves but you still gotta put up with it.

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' date='08 September 2009 - 05:49 PM' timestamp='1252390767' post='5398998']

oredered myself a motherf**kin happy meal!

 

:lol:

 

that made the whole story worth the read.

 

you must have good mates if they were there til 4 in the morning.

 

haha agreed. At first i thought it was just going to be a crap long read, but it ended up being an awesome story. :lol:

 

+1 on the friends thing too. I swear most people would've just left.

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' date='08 September 2009 - 05:49 PM' timestamp='1252390767' post='5398998']

oredered myself a motherf**kin happy meal!

 

:lol:

 

that made the whole story worth the read.

 

you must have good mates if they were there til 4 in the morning.

 

haha agreed. At first i thought it was just going to be a crap long read, but it ended up being an awesome story. :lol:

 

+1 on the friends thing too. I swear most people would've just left.

he must have been getting some in the car!

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he must have been getting some in the car!

 

That was my first thought as well!

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For Kempy!

 

ok first of all have you guys seen the movie 'the wood' starring Omar Epps? Well, thats a Hollywood version of my life except i'm halfway thru the movie. Oh yeah and mix in parts of the movie 'superbad'.

Well, what i'm getting at is it was always me my best mates. Always in it together thru thick and thin, no matter what.

I was about 14 years old, and for the first 13 years of my life it was all about my school and grades (being asian i was supposed to be talented in mathematics haha). Well anyway, being hidden away in a all boys school, I was secluded away from girls, it was as if they were taboo. So socially speaking, i was a f**king dumb *milkshake* and a retard when speaking to girls-or so i thought!

Anway, there was a party on one night and I wanted to go, so i told my 2 mates to come with. For the three of us it was a new endeavour. All we knew before this night was school, nintendo 64, playstation, movies, music, and of course porn.

So we go this party and we're like shit yes there are girls! (haha *insert mclovins face for my mates face).

So by the end of the night i met this girl, whom I thought was the hottest half-cast filipina i had seen in my life. I got her number and for the next coming weeks i called her etc. used all the smooth lines off songs and movies. By then end of it i thought i was going to get my dick wet and thought myself as a pimp haha.

So this one particular time, me and my two mates had a wonderful adventurous quest. Not being able to drive yet, our form of transport was walking or biking it. We walked all of a main road to get to her house from mine (about a 2hour walk! the things you do for pussy!). So we get to her house, i introduce my two mates to her and they f**k off exporing her house, while i was introduce to her bedroom. She gave me the whole speech how she wants to go slow (eventhough, i found out she was major slut beforehand, did i mention i just wanted to get my dick wet!?). So anyway, we start kissing, and i try to put my hands down her pants to finger her. She slaps my hand. once, twice, three times and more. I was getting cockblocked (that bitch!). I had to come up with an ingenious plan how to finger her. Then like second nature, i went the backway. Slipped my hands down her pants (ass side-i hope that makes sense) and felt her ass up (first time feeling a girl wearing a thong *yay for me). then i slowly inched my finger and found it (and no it was not the brown hole).

So after the whole afternoon of second base stuff, my mates got bored (which was fair enough) and knocked on the door and said its time to go. I came out with a big grin. and we left. My mates wanted to go to the city so we caught a bus there.

As we were chilling on the bus, the two interrogating me on what a pussy feels like, whilst me trying to be a gentleman and not say anything. After awhile an odor was sticking with us. It smelt like off fish sauce. The three of us were disgusted. We opened the windows on the bus, and still the horrid smell was strong!

My friend started laughing, after remembering stories from other people on how pussy smells like fish. He then brings this to my attention. Nervously i sniffed my fingers...i felt like vomitting.

 

That was the worst smelling pussy ever! wtf. For my mates to smell it who were on different seats to me on the bus was hardcore!

 

 

Kemp, the only difference with your story and my story of swapsies was, it was my cousin, myself, and My ex-gf best friends. haha

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he must have been getting some in the car!

 

That was my first thought as well!

 

haha, would make sense. however he told me he tried but failed. Thats why he kept calling me hahaha

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' date='08 September 2009 - 06:12 PM' timestamp='1252392177' post='5399050']

Like when you go buy your first import. As soon as you see the car, the shape, the stance the aura. And then when you turn the key and you hear the exhaust note. Instant love!

 

then you take it home, start spending endless amounts of money on it, doing everything to keep it happy, but everything fails and is a waste of money, then you realize why the previous owner got rid of it.

 

cars and girls are one and the same.

 

haha so so true!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

great story

 

haha I got heaps, but i try not telling people about them. but meh i was bored at work!

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best thing is the first time u fingerd a chick @ school.. u slap a guy on the face hes like 'WTF is that smell..'

so funny when they figure it out.

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' date='08 September 2009 - 08:27 PM' timestamp='1252398465' post='5399305']

Kemp, the only difference with your story and my story of swapsies was, it was my cousin, myself, and My ex-gf best friends. haha

well share that one to!

 

oh and great finger bashing story

i remember fingering a girl on a dance floor in a club and her pussy was RANK!

 

i remember going down on one girl and after i was done i could smell pussy every where i went............... later figured out it was my top lip :lol:

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' date='08 September 2009 - 08:27 PM' timestamp='1252398465' post='5399305']

Kemp, the only difference with your story and my story of swapsies was, it was my cousin, myself, and My ex-gf best friends. haha

well share that one to!

 

oh and great finger bashing story

i remember fingering a girl on a dance floor in a club and her pussy was smelt RANK!

 

i remember going down on one girl and after i was done i could smell pussy every where i went............... later figured out it was my top lip :lol:

 

ahahaha your a soldier Kemp! smelling rank pussy everywhere you go!

 

Kemp you tell the story of swapsies! lol. Besides mine would be a long ass story, because in order to find the reasons why such events occured, there is so much backround info. as i said it was as an ex-gf (actually my "first loves") best friend.

 

that reminds me, anyone have a pokemon before? i.e. "I choose you squirtle!"

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' date='08 September 2009 - 09:32 PM' timestamp='1252402372' post='5399464']
' date='08 September 2009 - 08:27 PM' timestamp='1252398465' post='5399305']

Kemp, the only difference with your story and my story of swapsies was, it was my cousin, myself, and My ex-gf best friends. haha

well share that one to!

 

oh and great finger bashing story

i remember fingering a girl on a dance floor in a club and her pussy was smelt RANK!

 

i remember going down on one girl and after i was done i could smell pussy every where i went............... later figured out it was my top lip :lol:

 

ahahaha your a soldier Kemp! smelling rank pussy everywhere you go!

 

Kemp you tell the story of swapsies! lol. Besides mine would be a long ass story, because in order to find the reasons why such events occured, there is so much backround info. as i said it was as an ex-gf (actually my "first loves") best friend.

 

that reminds me, anyone have a pokemon before? i.e. "I choose you squirtle!"

well im not gonna go into 2 much detail like u have

but this is how it all went

 

im gonna give them names to make it more easy to tell the story

Kimberly and mel

well ive been friends with mel for a while anyways when i met her friend kimberly i told mel i thought her friend was HOT (truth is mel is pretty hot as well) and she said realli? shes been asking heaps of questions about u, u want her number and i said if im gonna call her i wanna get the number myself just let me know where shes at so i can run into her

well i get this phone call and kimberly is at her house so i rock up with my little brother (i had no licence at the time and my brother had to take me )

so im there inside the house and im having small chit chat started of finger bashing, had some hoohaa then she sucked me of and we had sex same ol same ol

anyways ive always wanted to f**k mel as well so i thought why not try now ???

i walked into her room and my brother is standing there naked all shy and im like wtf is going on and his like wtf are u doing in here?

anyways the little prick got into her B4 me

so i start doing kimberly again and his doing mel then after we finished im laying there on the floor and his on the bed and he went to hang a piss BAD MOVE because when he came back i was in the bed with mel and he was like WTF so we went on the floor with kimberly

with in like 5 or 10 mins i hear "i wanna go back to ur brother" i was happy to swap again any way because kimberly f**ked better any way

so we swapped again

anyways i havent heard from kimberly since but my brother kept doing mel a few more times b4 bushing her of

 

thats my 1st and ever orgy ive ever had

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oh and great finger bashing story

i remember fingering a girl on a dance floor in a club and her pussy was smelt RANK!

 

i remember going down on one girl and after i was done i could smell pussy every where i went............... later figured out it was my top lip :lol:

 

HAHAHA!

 

Admittedly, I have had 3 or 4 absolute stinkers... and I mean STINKERS! The smell was SO pungent, no matter how hard I scrubbed, I couldn't get rid of the stench from my fist for a whole week!! Having said that, i'd be a liar if I didn't admit that i'd give the fist a sly sniff to remind me of prior events.

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+ repz for kemp

 

stinkers are pretty bad, especially when the smell stays in your bed AFTER you wash everything :(

 

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i was 17

 

probably lasted about 3 minutes :lol:

 

best thing is my mate rooted her a few days later and got her pregnant haha!

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i was 17

 

probably lasted about 3 minutes :lol:

 

best thing is my mate rooted her a few days later and got her pregnant haha!

r u sure she didnt get pregers from u and ur just blaming it on him

at least u went for 3mins..... u done better then me :lol:

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Hahaha such laughter everytime I see juda's qoute.

15 for me,she was 15,her loungeroom, we both dicthed school haha

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holy shit... please tell me you had her tested and shiz?

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ha stuff that,

 

it looks alot more like him then me but, i think i got off lucky that time haha

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mine was 18, picked up this 25 year old bird at next blue (crown) any way started talkin shit and bought her a couple of drinks by that time the night club was closing. so i invited her back to my place to which she agreed, so we had to get a taxi with my mate. we get half way down city link and she bursts into tears!! im like "WTF" i didn't know what to do so i calmed her down and asked her "whats the matter?" she then begins to tell me a story about one of her friends who went home with 2 guys back to a bunch eagerly awaiting guys. u can work out what happened. so i had no idea what to do so i just consoled her and reassured her i was a nice guy and i lived with my parents and we were getting out before my mate. thank f**k it cheered her up. so we get back to mine and go upstairs. by this time im shitting bricks, we start kissing and what not and she starts asking me questions about sex and wether or not i was a virgin. her being 25 of cause i said i wasn't but as soon as we started having sex she could obviously tell i was haha i didn't give a f**k but it was very awkward. i just pumped away till i came then had a ciggie hahaha had a massive grin on my face i was stoked!! haha any way the next day i drove her home in my new car (s12 gazelle) thinking im the coolest dude in the world. new car just got a shag i was the man lol. so i saw her for about 2months f**ked her silly, she taught me sooo much stuff it was awesome!

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