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THREAD CLOSING AND OPENING TIMES:

 

Monday: Closes 8am, Opens 8pm

Tuesday: Closes 8am, Opens 8pm

Wednesday: Closes 8am, Opens 8pm

Thursday: Closes 8am, Opens 8pm

Friday: Closes 8am, Opens 8pm

Saturday: OPEN 24hrs

Sunday: OPEN 24hrs

 

ANY POSTING OUTSIDE OF THESE HOURS COULD RESULT IN A WARN AND / OR BAN.

 

CONSTITUTION v3:

 

 

1. Welcome to uplate motherfuker

1.5. The repping of other uplaters is an accepted practice (no neg reps) NO reps counted.. but can still add reps in threads.

2. Open weekdays from 8pm-8am - 24hrs Sat/Sun - otherwise closed due to AIDS

2. Engrish motherfuker, do you speak it?

3.New to uplate? Mash the keyboard with your face followed with yourreason for watching porn at 3am in your parents study. Weirdo.

4.Softy scored a job after he eased up on the glue huffing, keep on eyeout for him in forbes and thousands of streaming porn sites.

5. In uplate, opinions count as fact

6. No Porno/Ogrish style content as per NS.com rules

7. Rule 34

8. F you in your A's, don't wear a C and J all over your B's

9. Substance abuse, quitting is for losers.

10. You gotta pay the troll toll to get into the boys hole.

11. Juice did 9/11

12.I was hunted once. I'd just came back from Nam. I was hitching through Oregon and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had awhole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em allout - it was a blood bath!

13. if Andrew ever comes back all must tip hat. practicing this is ok.

14. further guidelines can be made at the discretion of uplate.

15. Drinking week nights is ACTIVELY ENCOURAGED!!!!! Looser the better!

****

 

Member and Posts

nisskid 185

direct 161

DISH-oh 127

JDM032 122

serious14_guy 99

lkt004 89

niZmO_Man 86

_Lucas 85

wagola 82

-Hilton- 62

-Del- 62

Spazo 45

Flying180 43

GHOSTrun 27

Victor Vance 21

Softy 20

Umai Naa!! 19

EVO POWER 19

Perverted_S14 19

alex86 19

Edd-GTR 10

WPN-X7 8

mUnky-matt 7

DR JOSH 7

lilandonaki 6

SA SLY 5

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evening.... my lack lustre appearance this month has me an equal 10th...

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all of uplate should be ashamed of those numbers

 

 

cept stewy hes still a trooper

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top 5.. would be considered lower 5 of top ten most months...

 

 

what has we become...

 

 

brb.. gonan pour another whisky... might have a tullamore dew. been on the jamesons so far.

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refer to above guidelines

 

also i am going to crack another heinie

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New to this shit. What's going on everybody?

 

 

read the constitution... :P

 

and get loooooose and let it flow....

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oh and charlie.. this aint a nissan fan thread... we drive subi`s here... and rotors..

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my missus has borrowed my iphone to take shots of her cleavage.

 

 

im not complaining or anything....... just slightly confused.....................and aroused

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good.. now pour a drink and relax..

 

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my missus has borrowed my iphone to take shots of her cleavage.

 

 

im not complaining or anything....... just slightly confused.....................and aroused

 

 

 

 

Pics or ban man... pics are the right of uplate...

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New to this shit. What's going on everybody?

welcome, leave ur pants at the door please.

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wtf, I had more post's then Softy and SA SLY, what have those two been upto :ph34r:

 

 

you never see them both on line at once now. :whistle::hug::no::sex::sick:

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seeing how its a new uplate.

 

and one started by Del no less.

 

 

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that stays for a minute then disapears

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seeing how its a new uplate.

 

and one started by Del no less.

 

 

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that stays for a minute then disapears

 

 

nice......

 

that stays.. for about 10 seconds after wags asks me to delete it :P

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keeps me hanging around.

 

esp since she five foot nothing

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dam man... i like a short chick with a top class rack...

she got a sister??

 

cousin???

 

hows her mother.. i 30 now... i gotta raise my age brackets... :quagmire:

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her sister is well taller with minimal rack

 

all her cousins live in Lincoln ............................. or the Philippine.

 

 

and her ma is just over 50. thou she looks just under 40.

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morning...

 

 

even though i was NUMBER 2 in the list i am disgusted in myself... how dare i have a life away from uplate!

 

 

 

 

 

so... whats the guestimated page count for DECEMBER UPLATE!

i'm guessn....

 

 

87

:whistle::shades:

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im traveling to whyalla this weekend.. lincolns not much further.. i grew up there..

 

she phillo?? nice :)

 

 

 

 

have we scared the n00b off???

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yeah she filo.

 

 

nice spot stew i was wondering what happened to him.

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Throws in random "manbearpig" comment.

 

Evening all, been a while, how are we all?

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deej finally gets pussy???

 

 

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im traveling to whyalla this weekend.. lincolns not much further.. i grew up there..

 

she phillo?? nice :)

 

 

 

 

have we scared the n00b off???

You got family there or friends? I grew up in whyalla, and wish never to return!

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im traveling to whyalla this weekend.. lincolns not much further.. i grew up there..

 

she phillo?? nice :)

 

 

 

 

have we scared the n00b off???

You got family there or friends? I grew up in whyalla, and wish never to return!

 

going fishing off the rocks for snapper..

 

but i use to sail there at times. got a few friends down that way. mostly from here or back home that have moved up there..

 

 

and i use to date a chick that lived there..

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im traveling to whyalla this weekend.. lincolns not much further.. i grew up there..

 

she phillo?? nice :)

 

 

 

 

have we scared the n00b off???

You got family there or friends? I grew up in whyalla, and wish never to return!

 

going fishing off the rocks for snapper..

 

but i use to sail there at times. got a few friends down that way. mostly from here or back home that have moved up there..

 

 

and i use to date a chick that lived there..

Oh I see, thats about the only reason I ever go back, that and to visit my Farter.

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