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ROBERT Pattinson is "allergic to vagina".

 

The Twilight hunk said he found a recent photo shoot difficult as he had to pose with a number of naked models - In fact, he is downright repulsed by some of their parts.

 

In a new interview with Details Magazine, in which Pattinson was photographed with several scantily-clad female models, the British actor reveals why the shoot wasn't exactly his cup of tea.

 

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina," he tells Details. "But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours."

 

Pattinson says he was thankful he was hungover during the ordeal, presumably because he had an excuse for not conversing with the models.

 

He did, however, take solace in the fact that the shoot wasn't overly pornographic, comparing its style to that of vintage pornography.

 

"If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet -- like this little naked community," Pattinson tells the magazine. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now...It's just everything, everywhere.""

 

At least his legions of gay fans have nothing to be jealous of.

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Sarcasm?

 

I'd say lame stuff too if I was famous, and watch the media retards make a mountain of it all.

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They really should have got Wesley Snipes to do the Twilight movies.........

 

as for the pictures above, he should have been all up in that bath tub like "om nom nom nom nom"

 

lol

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he is highly unattractive. i dno what all the chicks rave on about him

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His face looks like he has been hit with a frying pan, it just doesn't look right!

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what the f**k?

 

if that was me I would have been all over them between photo shoots. yes.gif

 

 

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I agree with him. I mean what sane man wants to have vagina all up in his face...

 

BTW, if you have a sarcasm detector, it should've exploded by now.

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Bah let him go, if chicks want to fantasize over a fictional, dead, underage character let them. It just provides us with more ammunition to have a go back at them when we get busted ogling some hottie.

 

"You're so f**ked in the head that you fingerbang yourself to fantasies involving a fictitious underage corpse" usually puts all those Team Edward idiots in place.

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sounds like a his heaps stuck up

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he is right about porn, the amount of foul crap thats out there is just insane

 

but one thing i wont miss about oldschool porn is the bush. good riddance :quagmire:

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he is right about porn, the amount of foul crap thats out there is just insane

 

but one thing i wont miss about oldschool porn is the bush. good riddance quagmire.gif

 

 

the forbidden word.. laugh.gif

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Holly shit, what a fag. You know if Sarah Michelle Gellar and Wesley Snipes were up for a blood orgy in the spilled remains of Robbert Pattinson there would be one roasted to shit pig tonight!

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Vampire was hot until they exposed his hairy body & wolfman came along

wolfman om nom nom nom nom, i'd have that for breakfast, lunch, dinner and any snack inbetween.

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Firstly, this looks TOO SET-UP. It's too cleanly done. From RP's standpoint it makes absolutely no sense to say that in an interview. You'd have to be stupid to say that. Which makes me think that one of the other explanations fits this situation better.......... let's see... hmmmmmmmmm....

 

Well for one, it could have been self-parody!

 

The brits love to bash themselves. One american who does this constantly is Steve Martin. You watch any Steve Martin interview he's constantly bashing himself and putting himself down. We don't know the tone, whether there was a smirk of a smile (ie "this is a joke") when he said it... and to be quite honest, if I was the interviewer, I'd use this line out of context in a heartbeat. I mean... It'll get how much more exposure? How many more people would know about this photo-shoot if I do this?

 

Gotta look at all parties involved that could possibly benefit from this. What does Patterson have to gain? Is there EVEN a gain? But en revanche, What does the magazine have to gain by exploiting that line? I think it has a LOT to gain. I think the magazine did it. It makes the most sense when you read between the lines.

 

Just my $0.02.

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Sorry buoy, I dont credit him with enough intelligence to do that.

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i agree with buoy, this is obviously set up. theres no way he could be alergic to vagina's when he clearly has one!

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"You're so f**ked in the head that you fingerbang yourself to fantasies involving a fictitious underage corpse" usually puts all those Team Edward idiots in place.

fkn LOL

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i agree with buoy, this is obviously set up. theres no way he could be alergic to vagina's when he clearly has one!

:lol: that's gold! you had me until the last 2 words. luckily i didn't have any food or beverage in my mouth, otherwise i would have been scraping it off my screen. lucky.

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Of all the beautiful things in the world, the vagina certainly does not rank among them.

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^^ depends which way you look at it

 

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^^ depends which way you look at it

 

 

 

There's the point.

 

I'm happy to look, but 12 hours of it would get a bit tiresome.

 

 

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and, just like the real thing, you just have to stroke the scroll wheel to ... yeah. i've already said too much.

 

 

 

 

 

:whistle:

 

luckily 16 year olds don't have a clue.

 

 

 

 

but, anyway, this could give rise to a whole new generation of jokes based on robert pattinson's vagina monologue.

 

for example:

 

Q: why couldn't robert pattinson get near the vagina?

A: because he had a javelin through his head.

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I must have an allergy to vaginas too..

 

 

 

If I get too close to one, I tend to experience some swelling.

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The last vagina I touched caused a swelling of the belly.

dr. stewy prescribes a falcon punch at the location of said swelling.

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luckily 16 year olds don't have a clue.

 

 

 

they really do. laugh.gif

the worlds a messed up place these days..

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