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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

 

Doctor: "What happened?"

 

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.

 

Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

 

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that.

When your husband comes home drunk,

Just take a glass of sweet tea and start

Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and

Swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

 

Two weeks later the woman comes

Back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

 

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk, I

Swished with sweet tea. I swished

And swished, and he didn't touch me!"

 

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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L O - im only half LOLing at fear of being flammed whistle.gif

more 2 thirds loling i think.

 

good one though

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L O - im only half LOLing at fear of being flammed whistle.gif

more 2 thirds loling i think.

 

good one though

 

 

Yea i should of done a ( as a half and O...

 

lol ohh well...

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