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if your dog's barking at the front door, and your wife's yelling at the front door.

 

who do you let in first?

 

 

the dog. it'll shutup once u let it in.

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Lock you girlfriend and your dog in the boot of your car for 10 minutes, when you open it up guess which one will be happy to see you

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lol the dog is at the front door...and the wife is at the front door.. no matter who you let in first they both come in same time =)

 

oh and about the boot, my girlfriends still happy to see me everytime i open the boot =) if she doesnt then she aint gonna get out for a long time =)

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An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel

for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a

room.

 

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong

bed."

 

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

 

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon

not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

 

 

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An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel

for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a

room.

 

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong

bed."

 

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

 

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon

not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

 

 

 

 

bwwwwahahahahahahhahahaha

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