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Mate of mine in the army just married a girl from Switzerland.

 

She can wash up with one hand, cook tea with the other, dust with one foot while sucking his cock as she opens a beer with her arse.

 

She's a Swiss army wife.

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Fail= 4 nerds

 

Nerd fail!

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fail

 

 

Says the guy who makes a thread telling people to put SBS1 on?

 

Mongoloid!

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^^^ saying that is gayer then aids its self.

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Wata head lol

 

What a face.

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Got a few.... Not the best..

 

-In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

 

-Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other.

"I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."

 

-Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.

Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!

Wife: You wear shorts!

 

-It is well known...

Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.

 

 

 

 

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wtf1.gif .... who makes a video like that

 

superwog does

loll

 

yeaaaaaaaaa, as if u havent heard of superwog!!!!!!!!!!

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I know about 10 kents that are superwogs!!! There are many more...

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