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Prostate check-up

 

 

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and

gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When

he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very

pretty female doctor.

 

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your

prostate today, but this new procedure is a little

different from what you are probably used to. I

want you to lie on your right side, bend your

knees, then while I check your prostate, take a

deep breath and say, '99'.

 

The guy obeys and says,"99".

 

The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your

left side and again, while repeat the check, take a

deep breath and say, '99"..

 

Again, the guy says, '99'."

 

The doctor said, “Very good”. Now then, I want

you to lie on your back with your knees raised

slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with

this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to

hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

 

The guy begins, "One ... Two ...Three".

 

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there was 3 guys talking about there wifes

down the pub what they are like after sex

 

 

 

the pomie bloke turns to his mate and said

after ive had sex my wife

she levitates 1 foot of the bed

 

 

 

the yank bloke say's yeah thats nothing

after sex my wife levitates 2 feet of the bed

 

 

 

the aussie bloke said thats f*ck'n nothing

you should see my wife after sex she hits the fu*k'n roof every time i wipe my d*ck on the curtainswhistle.gif

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Defense Attorney:

Will you please state your age?

 

Little Old Lady:

I am 94 years old.

 

Defense Attorney:

Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

 

Little Old Lady:

There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

 

Defense Attorney:

Did you know him?

 

Little Old Lady:

No, but he sure was friendly.

 

Defense Attorney:

What happened after he sat down?

 

Little Old Lady:

He started to rub my thigh.

 

Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him?

 

Little Old Lady:

No, I didn't stop him.

 

Defense Attorney:

Why not?

 

Little Old Lady:

It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

 

Defense Attorney:

What happened next?

 

Little Old Lady:

He began to rub my breasts.

 

Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him then?

 

Little Old Lady:

No, I did not stop him.

 

Defense Attorney:

Why not?

 

Little Old Lady:

His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

 

Defense Attorney:

What happened next?

 

Little Old Lady:

Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him

'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

 

Defense Attorney:

Did he take you?

 

Little Old Lady:

Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!'

 

And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!

 

 

 

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Why do you hide your jokes in my thread?

Why don't you start your own thread?

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Why do you hide your jokes in my thread?

Why don't you start your own thread?

 

 

my bad lol i thought that was norm to reply with a cracker ?

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a dick walks into a bar.

 

 

 

thats all i got. yep

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a dick walks into a bar.

 

 

 

thats all i got. yep

 

Its two tits walk into a bar

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