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Breaking news - shock discovery in Collingwood.

 

 

Victorian Police have just released details of a cache of weapons, money and prostitutes.

 

 

Last Wednesday evening, following a tip-off, the police discovered a cache of 40 semi-automatic firearms, 20,000 rounds of ammunition, a grenade launcher, an anti-tank missile, three machetes, $3.5 million of forged $20 notes, $5 million in forged $50 notes, 2 kilograms of heroin, 750 grams of crack cocaine, two sacks of cannabis bush, 3 kilograms of cannabis resin and 18 trafficked teenage Ukrainian prostitutes.

 

 

All of these items were discovered in a semi-detached house next door to the public library in Collingwood.

 

 

Local residents expressed their amazement at the find.

 

 

A community spokesman told our reporter: "We're all completely stunned. No-one here knew that we had a library around here!whistle.gif

 

 

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