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Am I the only smart person here who doesn't hold valuable objects over an uncovered toilet?

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No shit :lol: why are u holding a newspaper over the toilet haha,

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same here, I've never dropped anything in the toilet

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No shit :lol: why are u holding a newspaper over the toilet haha,

 

A newspaper has many uses.. in this case i believe he was using it to wipe thy arsehole..

 

 

 

My ex dropped 2 phones down the shitter in the space of 6 weeks.. i could never work that out :doh:

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I thought I was king, thought I could do it all, you know that 10 ft tall and bullet proof mentality.

Well, I couldn't text and piss at the same time apparently..

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my self respect and dignity,

 

usually after a big night on the piss

 

 

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May have dropped a sandwich down there at one stage. I did half consider picking it out and going on with my merry way.

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No shit laugh.gif why are u holding a newspaper over the toilet haha,

 

 

What you have never read the paper while on the can?

Are you Australianlaugh.gif HAHA

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No shit laugh.gif why are u holding a newspaper over the toilet haha,

 

 

What you have never read the paper while on the can?

Are you Australianlaugh.gif HAHA

 

 

i read zoo? does that count?

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Reading a newspaper is far too much effort on the can, small magazine/book at the biggest for me.

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No shit laugh.gif why are u holding a newspaper over the toilet haha,

 

 

What you have never read the paper while on the can?

Are you Australianlaugh.gif HAHA

 

 

i read zoo? does that count?

 

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i keep dropping logs down the toilet, happens all the time

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had my phone in my hoodie pockets, you know when you lift it up they point down, and my phone fell in the can lol i was like oh f**k, my cousin comes running in, his like pick it up and wash it... me the idiot thought he was serious so i ran it under water lol, it was still on untill i washed it.... that was years ago, and still till now i always check my hoodie pockets to make sure my phone isnt in them.

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Can I ask why you guys have had your phone out while your in the bathroom and why you were that preoccupied that you lost all coordination?

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I swear it just fell out of my hand while I was doing up the zipper and

definitely not having a bat.

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Can I ask why you guys have had your phone out while your in the bathroom and why you were that preoccupied that you lost all coordination?

 

 

ever tried to waste 10 minutes at work by just sitting on the toilet...? pretty farken boring... got get on facebook and let the whole world know your bluding on the shitter!

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I don't have facebook nor do I waste time at work,

I'm a get in, Get out kinda man.

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I don't have facebook nor do I waste time at work,

I'm a get in, Get out kinda man.

 

 

Sif, these are my steps to "GETTING PAYED TO TAKE A SHIT"

 

1. stand in cubicle

2. Ensure toilet is flush/no one has pissed on the seat

3. sit down with pants still on to warm the seat to perfect temp, normally about a minute or two

4. remove pants and continue with business

5. whip out the phone and tell all your friends how awesome it feel to give birth

6. Make sure to drag process 5 as loooooong as possible

7. Stand up.wipe ass. flush

8.???

9. Was hands and return to work like u did it as fast as possible

10. PROFIT>

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sunnies.

 

Looked down while draining the man vein only to feel them starting to slide off my head.

 

Tried to catch them midflight but ended up in the shitter. A couple bottles of disinfectant later and there good as new. Lost them a month later anyway.

 

I remember when i was under 10 and accidently knocked a roll of toilet paper off the top of the toilet into the bowl. Trying to flush that sucker down the toilet at the time sounded like a good idea.

 

These days I more worried about the water rising after i pushed the flush button. The anticipation that it will overflow and cause crap to go everywhere scares me. The highlight of my shit is seeing it disappear down to china without no backing up.

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when i was young i dropped a toy car in the toilet after i took a wizz, and then went and grabbed it out since it was my favourite one

 

couple of years ago my belt buckle had fallen off and fallen in, retrieved that too but thankfully was before i took a wizz

 

Has anyone dropped anything of importance during a dump and gone to retrieve it??

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I don't have facebook nor do I waste time at work,

I'm a get in, Get out kinda man.

 

 

Sif, these are my steps to "GETTING PAYED TO TAKE A SHIT"

 

1. stand in cubicle

2. Ensure toilet is flush/no one has pissed on the seat

3. sit down with pants still on to warm the seat to perfect temp, normally about a minute or two

4. remove pants and continue with business

5. whip out the phone and tell all your friends how awesome it feel to give birth

6. Make sure to drag process 5 as loooooong as possible

7. Stand up.wipe ass. flush

8.???

9. Was hands and return to work like u did it as fast as possible

10. PROFIT>

 

hahahaha thats so true, when i used to work, i used to take my sweet ass time taking a dump, whats better then getting paid to hang a shit (dont answer that). top scores on your phone get made on the shitter.

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i hate it when you forget to turn the phone on silent before playing games. :S

 

i dropped my school diary in the trof once. that about it dry.gif

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i was spying on my cat drinking out of the bowl, shouted and it got scared and fell in haha

 

 

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