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Selling up?

 

renting... 3 month inspection.

 

just a general tidy up and a bit of weed pulling in the garden.

 

the rest of the weeds i'll spray and hope they die off by the time of the inspection

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Selling up?

renting... 3 month inspection.

 

just a general tidy up and a bit of weed pulling in the garden.

 

the rest of the weeds i'll spray and hope they die off by the time of the inspection

Wish any of my tenants put in that much effort. I'd say 80% don't so shit and half or more of tha 80% don't even open the bloody mail. Good stuff firey if you ever need to rent from me I'm already sold.

I always find it funny how much effort some people put into making it nice for a general inspection. Mine take like 3mins, all I do is cut a lap and leave unless something's really wrong. I always feel kinda bad when they've clearly made an effort, I feel like I should spend more time.

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sleep and goldeneye. that about sums it up

 

I'm looking at getting mitsubishi delica soon. LCD tv and 64 and ill be set!

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IMO JD>JB

Horrible call. You make Baby Jesus cry

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IMO JD>JB

Horrible call. You make Baby Jesus cry

lol

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sleep and goldeneye. that about sums it up

 

I'm looking at getting mitsubishi delica soon. LCD tv and 64 and ill be set!

sounds like an ACE pedobus

 

and for some reason reminded me of this story:

 

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

 

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.

 

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

 

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

 

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, "MORE", "HARDER", "YES", "f**k ME", but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

 

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass. You are allowed to say something like "OH GOD", "YES", OR "IT HURTS" no other conversation is allowed.

 

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

 

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

 

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

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IMO JD>JB

Horrible call. You make Baby Jesus cry

yeah and adult jesus saw the light and returned to life, only to high 5 me for making the correct call

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IMO JD>JB

Horrible call. You make Baby Jesus cry

yeah and adult jesus saw the light and returned to life, only to high 5 me for making the correct call

Then to die again from his mistake of a decision

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IMO JD>JB

Horrible call. You make Baby Jesus cry

yeah and adult jesus saw the light and returned to life, only to high 5 me for making the correct call

Then to die again from his mistake of a decision

and yet his words life on

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IMO JD>JB

Horrible call. You make Baby Jesus cry

yeah and adult jesus saw the light and returned to life, only to high 5 me for making the correct call

Then to die again from his mistake of a decision

and yet his words life on

So do hitlers, doesn't mean it's anything to devote yourself to

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IMO JD>JB

Horrible call. You make Baby Jesus cry

yeah and adult jesus saw the light and returned to life, only to high 5 me for making the correct call

Then to die again from his mistake of a decision

and yet his words life on

So do hitlers, doesn't mean it's anything to devote yourself to

get back to me when they are talking about hitler in 1940 years

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I'll pencil it in my diary

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sounds like an ACE pedobus

 

and for some reason reminded me of this story:

 

 

bahaha that story made my night

 

yea should be better than the gaz ph34r.gif

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What wheels? And what has happened with that cage?

 

you'll all see in a month or so. good sizes and era perfect.

 

and basicly using the f**ked one that exhaust tech made... cut and shut bits and bent bits to make it snug, then using tyhat as a template to make the good one up.

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Truck's sexy legs

 

That leg... and the jim beam and the xf ute...

 

I'm sorry mate there's just something to be said.

 

Sussing out the XB tomorrow... also come around and grab the other sub from the charade. I wont be selling the sound system with it... ;)

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he XB tomorrow... also come around and grab the other sub from the charade. I wont be selling the sound system with it... ;)

 

 

 

i should be by to drop that tailshaft and clutch shizzle by at some stage to man!

 

I look forward to the unveiling Dan.

 

im looking forward to driving it in anger for the first time... cars looking like it'll weigh in around 920kgs without me in it... with 220kw on tap it should be fun!

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Whos starting a new uplate fags

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Selling up?

renting... 3 month inspection.

 

just a general tidy up and a bit of weed pulling in the garden.

 

the rest of the weeds i'll spray and hope they die off by the time of the inspection

Wish any of my tenants put in that much effort. I'd say 80% don't so shit and half or more of tha 80% don't even open the bloody mail. Good stuff firey if you ever need to rent from me I'm already sold.

I always find it funny how much effort some people put into making it nice for a general inspection. Mine take like 3mins, all I do is cut a lap and leave unless something's really wrong. I always feel kinda bad when they've clearly made an effort, I feel like I should spend more time.

 

it's not really "much" effort. just a normal clean. the only extra stuff i'll do is in the garden. Cause of all the rain we have received the weeds have come up along the fence line.

 

the major pain is, grass is starting to come up the pebbles... f**kers didn't put down plastic or hessian to stop the weeds from growing up between the rocks! :rant:

 

if she bitches about it, i'll blow a gasket.

 

However, if i'm ever in your rental area, i'll hit you up :beer:

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i should be by to drop that tailshaft and clutch shizzle by at some stage to man!

 

 

Explain to Chris man, he's the one sobbing like a broke bitch during shopping season, I don't give two shits i'm just housing the car for him.

 

@ Fire_Child Let's hope you're not a 7m

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Question of etiquette

 

someone you don't know greets you by saying to you - hows it going

 

how can you reply? They don't know you so they don't give a fk how you are. Are you allowed to proceed straight to whatever you were going to ask them or do you have to answer the question?

I've normally brushed the question aside - now im thinking im coming across as an asshole...

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Question of etiquette

 

someone you don't know greets you by saying to you - hows it going

 

how can you reply? They don't know you so they don't give a fk how you are. Are you allowed to proceed straight to whatever you were going to ask them or do you have to answer the question?

I've normally brushed the question aside - now im thinking im coming across as an asshole...

 

i usually reply with

 

yeh good mate, yourself?

 

then into conversation

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Question of etiquette

 

someone you don't know greets you by saying to you - hows it going

 

how can you reply? They don't know you so they don't give a fk how you are. Are you allowed to proceed straight to whatever you were going to ask them or do you have to answer the question?

I've normally brushed the question aside - now im thinking im coming across as an asshole...

wtf? you seriously think that much into greetings?

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