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Hahahahah yea lol.

I defs wasn't a good guy to girls when I was younger.. used to just slay em and chuck em.

Sex slave for sure.

you seen the movie Spun? reminds me of when he ties the hooker to the bed for like 4 days, mouth and eyes all taped shut, with a skipping CD player up full volume :lol:

 

I've seen that movie she wets her self in the bed and every thing

She ends up breaking out

The asshole puts the cd in the cd player upside down so it's skipping at full volume

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Since this has been revived I might aswell post away...

 

I have a few tales..

When me and my ex were renting a room at the Gold Coast, I was packing her hard, and we were just going at it, and our room mates cat ran in the room, we had no idea.. Nek Minit, our room mate came in without knocking, just waltzed in, and picked up her cat.. I've never seen such a frightened look on someone's face...

 

Back in, idk year 9, my sister connected the laptop (we both used) to the printer to print an assignment.. And all of a sudden she screamed.. it turns out I must have pressed print when I was looking at porn once... It came out in full detail too.. My mum had a nice chat to me that night >.>

 

About.. a year ago.. I was in my room having a bat at like.. Idk.. 2 in the morning, with my headphones in so my parents who were upstairs couldn't hear me.. All of a sudden I just see my dad at the door... He went up stairs and to this day we've never talked about it...

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Never been busted having a wank or during sex, but when I was 18 mum found a bong in my room. She actually asked what it was, and I promptly replied "that would be my bong mum" and grabbed it back off her.

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Never been busted having a wank or during sex, but when I was 18 mum found a bong in my room. She actually asked what it was, and I promptly replied "that would be my bong mum" and grabbed it back off her.

 

that happen to my mate

back when i was in high school i was at my mates house smoking bongs

i was so stoned i forgot to put the bong away after i was done with it and left it there on the table

his little bother walked into the room and saw it and asked what it was

he replied with its a science experiment

and that was it he believed him

2 years later my mate is sitting there watching tv with his little bother

watching today tonight and they were talking about kids doing drugs and they showed a bong on tv and his bother worked out what it was

THATS NOT A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT !!!! you were doing drugers!!!! LOL

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Me and a mate and went to shoot some pool. Causal drink turned it shots and fighting, got kicked out for using the pool ques as swords.

 

Went down to the jetty bar, no one there. Me and a mate shredded the d floor then I'm smashed just out of it on the floor and I find my mate talking to some dirty old bird. 39 seconds later he's walking out the door with her leaves me stranded.

 

Next day he calls me off a public phone because his was dead to pick him up. I pick him up and he says walking down jetty road he went to piggy back her. She says no no, he goes ahead and grabs her legs, she doesn't put her arms around his neck. He lifts off and she goes ass up crack straight onto her head! He recons she was crying all the way back to hers and even while they were rooting!

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bahahahhahahahahahha

my mate picked up this old bird she was 30 years old but she spent way to much time in the sun and she looked like asif she was 50

looked like a sun dried tomato just gross looking

anyways while they were talking to the beach she says " need to Pee" then and there she drops her pants and swats and starts pissing

she finishes and pulls her pants back up and says picky back me

my mate had her wet vag rubbing on his neck

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HAHAHA god there's some crackers in this...

 

Alright this is a story when I lost my V's. I went to hang out with this girl I had been talking to for a while, and I got to bring a chick and be my wing man.

Anyway so we went to her house and drank on this jetty all night (on the water at the gold coast). I didn't think anything was going to happen.

Anyways the next morning we were just spooning in bed as you do and my mate walks, in and they're sitting in the room for about 10-15 mins while we're being silly under the covers,

Nek Minit they walk out and we're getting into it all, then I ask if she was prepared, strapped up (as you do), then about 15 mins into it she bolt's out of the room for some reason.

Not sure what happened and I was like O.o Looked down and it turns out jimmy over here decided to break... I assumed she was on the Pill but it turns out she wasnt..

My mate runs in and was like "wtf man".. She calls me 2 weeks later telling me she's late, I'm panicking like all f**k since it was my first time, and she goes and tell's her parents...

Her parents decided to call my parents to tell them what happened, now I have 6 adults (my parents are divorced) telling me I should have been safe...

The next day she got her rags... Scariest 2 days of my life... Ended up dating her for 3 months till she cheated on me for her ex.. Bitches aint shit.

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A few years back I went to visit an ex who had a kid in the meantime which was now about 5 years old. Anyway had a few drinks and shit that night ad ended up getting her in the sack, ive got her bent over her headboard while pushing her up against the wall goin hamer and tongs here something to my left and spot her daughter there just staring at me not saying anything. Was akward as f**k when the daughter told the father about it the next day (they had only been split up like 2 weeks :lol: )

 

Have been caught having a bat a few times :lol:

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has this ever happen to any one ?

 

 

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Too many times to count ._.

This -_-

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I have a really noisy GF. Like.. she just loves it. Not annoying noisy either.. just fairly loud.

She used to live with me n my parents n quite often I'd be going for gold at full force and she'd be screaming, and then we'd hear the back door, or someone in the kitchen or something. Who knows how long my parents were listening to us for.

This on multiple occasions.. But they've never said anything.

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I have a really noisy GF. Like.. she just loves it. Not annoying noisy either.. just fairly loud.

She used to live with me n my parents n quite often I'd be going for gold at full force and she'd be screaming, and then we'd hear the back door, or someone in the kitchen or something. Who knows how long my parents were listening to us for.

This on multiple occasions.. But they've never said anything.

TBH, I think if they're not making any noises it's a MAYJOR turn off... One of my ex's hardly ever made a sound, but when she did It was like

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-waits for small penis jokes-
You Must have a small penis.

Didn't see that one coming...

 

OT - Sister's walked on me having a bat a few times... Pretty awkward...

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Didn't see that one coming...

 

OT - Sister's walked on me having a bat a few times... Pretty awkward...

 

Thats what she said..

 

And that woulnt be a problem in tasmania

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-waits for small penis jokes-
You Must have a small penis.
Didn't see that one coming... .

bahahah what makes it funnier is because u didnt see that one coming after u were expecting it

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Regularly my mum would come home after me n the missus had f**ked, or she'd sucked me off. So my missus face smelt like cock and cum.

She'd go out to the kitchen and get a drink n mum would try n peck her a kiss to say 'hello' as females do.

I'd lol so hard when this happened as the missus would try avoid it but just couldn't.

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Regularly my mum would come home after me n the missus had f**ked, or she'd sucked me off. So my missus face smelt like cock and cum.

She'd go out to the kitchen and get a drink n mum would try n peck her a kiss to say 'hello' as females do.

I'd lol so hard when this happened as the missus would try avoid it but just couldn't.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,It's like meeting the parents for the first time and all you can think is "I f**ked your daughter"

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Regularly my mum would come home after me n the missus had f**ked, or she'd sucked me off. So my missus face smelt like cock and cum.

She'd go out to the kitchen and get a drink n mum would try n peck her a kiss to say 'hello' as females do.

I'd lol so hard when this happened as the missus would try avoid it but just couldn't.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,It's like meeting the parents for the first time and all you can think is "I f**ked your daughter"

 

:lol: finger banged this chick then shook her brothers hand :lol:

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laugh.png finger banged this chick then shook her boyfriends hand laugh.png

fixed

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-waits for small penis jokes-
You Must have a small penis.

Didn't see that one coming...

 

....cos it's so small? lololol

 

OT: Never been caught having a bat (some close calls though), but have been walked in on with a chick a few times.

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Before me and my ex broke up, she stopped giving me sex, got down to once a week, so when she was getting ready for whatever she did, I had a bat in the room, and a couple of time she walked in on me.. I sat her down one night and said "If I'm having to bat every morning.. You're obviously doing something wrong". then I found out she was riding someone else's knob

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Dude. Thats rough. Got a pic of your ex? :P

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