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I just remembered a story

 

When I was sharing an apartment with a mate we went out clubbing and picked up this old bird

Took her back to the apartment

As soon as we get in the apartment we start getting it on

Anyways she wanted to have a 3som with me and my mate and I was down but my mate was kinda shy anyways he went to get some drinks while he was getting drinks she starts sucking me off

While she was sucking me of I can hear him walking back into the room so I quicky pull my pants back up and act like nothing is going on

Anyways he walks into the room with a bottle and cups and she walks over to him and starts kissing him they are full getting it on and I couldn't hold it in any more and busted out laughing

My mate looks at me and asks what you laughing at

Then he works it out and says oh no ! Oh no ! She didn't !! She didnt did she !!! Bahahahaha

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My mates misses got busted. She came home drunk saturday and came to school with a black eye!

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My mates misses got busted. She came home drunk saturday and came to school with a black eye!

 

what did she trip over?

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Apparently first her mum punche her, giving her the black eye then her visting grandma gave her a beating.

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Apparently first her mum punche her, giving her the black eye then her visting grandma gave her a beating.

Not even bogan.

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Apparently first her mum punche her, giving her the black eye then her visting grandma gave her a beating.

Not even bogan.

 

/insert houseo's meme

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Apparently first her mum punche her, giving her the black eye then her visting grandma gave her a beating.

 

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Mate of mine told me this story,

 

His sister's friend brought over her apple tv and they were watching it in the other room whilst he was going at it using his ipad. He was using some porntube site and saw this icon in the video thinking it was the full screen button. Turns out it sent what ever he was watching on his sister and friend's tv and he herd screaming followed by laughing. He stayed in his room until the sister's friend left lol!

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Unfortunately I have been busted doing so much shit, I'm Just bad for it.

 

Busted for-

 

Jerking off

Skids

Cheating

Stole coke when I was like 11

Getting high

Watching porn

Making porn

Sleeping at work

 

All the ususll stuff people go through in life!

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Mate of mine told me this story,

 

His sister's friend brought over her apple tv and they were watching it in the other room whilst he was going at it using his ipad. He was using some porntube site and saw this icon in the video thinking it was the full screen button. Turns out it sent what ever he was watching on his sister and friend's tv and he herd screaming followed by laughing. He stayed in his room until the sister's friend left lol!

 

Bahahhaahhahahahaahahha

Fail much ?

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had a girl over to my house probably around the end of last year, brought her sister for some reason. she ended up giving me a porn star style gobbie, choking, spitting etc, all while her sister was laying on the end of my bed.

 

would have got the sister involved but i knew beforehand that her hands were covered in warts, so i wasn't going there.

 

i guess they like to keep it in the family.

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that story was getting good. then just took a shit turn. Almost like those shit texts people send, girl in spa, rubbing tits, then stands up and has a massive cock, wtf

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I have three stories all pretty bad, don't judge.

 

First story was at a friends house party and was just sort of seeing this girl. Anyway took her into the bed room with the lights off and started getting into it. Thought i was a machine because she felt so wet. Blew my load then go reaching for the lights on the wall, missing it a few times. Finally turn the lights on and look at the wall, its covered in blood from where i had been reaching, look down, blood everywhere. It was like a horror movie. Walked out of the room completely starkers, mid party, looking like rapist murderer, to walk to the bathroom to clean myself up.

 

Second story similar situation except everyone was talking in the lounge room. I went to the bed room with a girl and this time I knew she was on the rags so she was giving me a blow job. I blew in her face and walked back into the lounge room and sat down. She walks in and sits down, one of my friends starts singing the shampoo song "Decorete" while running his fingers through his hair and everyone else joined in. With a confused look on her face she looks at me, I looked at her and can see cum through her hair LOL.

 

Third and final story was rooting a single mum, she was on top. Going away at it, then slowly the door creeps open and her 2 year old son walks in. She lays on top of me, nothing sus. The kid walks up to the side of the bed and tries to pull the sheets away. Im holding onto the sheets for dear life, the kid starts thinking its a game laughing and pulling harder. Boner killed.

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you know kemp gets off on these stories... he's just gonna put them all in a text file and that will be his spank bank... :o

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