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****DECEMBER IS CHRISTMAS MONTH SO ALL FIRST POST HOT CHICKS MUST BE CHRISY THEMED!!! DON'T LET ME DOWN I NEED THE CHEER IN THESE LAST WEEKS OF WORK!!!!!!!!!!****

 

Rules:

1. You do not talk about TEAM UPLATE(or any variant of the name)

2. You DO NOT talk about TEAM UPLATE(or any variant of the name)... not sure why this is in twice?

3. If you are of Dumbass decent you cannot post. (Cambers this means you - or RallyE or KidDynamite... or Enjoi(I decided Enjoi doesn't seem to know how to play nice & fit in or how not to be a giant douche))

4. If you have a hot missus you must post nudes of her before you can post.

5. If you are female you must post nudes before you can post.

6. If your display name rhymes with tyre wild you must post nudes before you can post(not of Pervy. What ever happened to pervy by the way?..... He's back!!! Good times).

7. Kranze for mod! Haters for lyfe.

8. Go to Rule 13.

9. There is no spoon, Except for a junkie.

10. This rule was shit so I decided instead of replacing it I would just write this.

11. Pretending to be someone else is hilarious, So long as it stays within Team Uplate

12. Relationship advice will be mocked, But we still love you(When have we ever discussed relationships?).

12a. All relationship questions or advice must come with nudes or photos.

13. Go to Rule 8

14. The answer is 56 most of the time.... the rest of the time it's f**k off.

16. So is this Rule 15 or 16.

17. Rule 17, Mind=Blown.

18. Cimapillar is better than your car because its purple and is extremely hard to replace the windows on.

20. Needs more Spiderman pics........ and nudes and hot chicks.

21. Refer rule 20

24. BHMS is the king of all milk based beverages!

24a. BHMS is the king of all milk based beverages!

25. Smash out a *hat tip* and picture(boobs prefered, don't have to be yours if you don't own any) for the beginning of your days posting.

27. Pictures of sandy vag are more than welcome.

28. Thread needs more boob pics so get to it!!

29. Rule 24 and 24a can not die! (fairly sure rules don't die but hay I'm no doctor.

30. Farmers Union Iced Coffee is to my knowledge the best thing to come out of SA.

32. Mention of hot chicks must come with pics!! (ALWAYS)

34. Js has to post nudes when he finally lands a chick off that dating website/facebook/ twin radiator rep

35. rb>sr. deal with it

36. Arguing with a drunk on NS? the drunk is always right

37. Lucas :heart: Kranze....... f**k Truck is gonna be pissed! (Uplate love triangle.... who'd have thunk it)

38. No filthy mo will even begin to compare to Dans filthy mo.......period.

39. Ne excessive indepth gym or gym related conversations!! There is a gym section so use it.

40. First to call shotgun ON page 99 gets to start the new thread but only if you are a regular!!(rule can be flexible if everyone agrees)

41, Buy Godzilla and kranze will give you a wristy

42. SHAWTBUSSHAWTY

43. Australia day can suck dick and become Gareth Day

44. FFS how hard is it to just call shotgun on page 99,

 

get spamming cubts.

 

Vote for new thread name.

 

I will get banned for naming any new threads with the word rape in the title.

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Hay Liam maybe take down the chrisy pic post thing and make it nye or oz/Gareth day pic.

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oh as always ill say hi on the first page then you probably wont see me till next uplate thread

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Hay Liam maybe take down the chrisy pic post thing and make it nye or oz/Gareth day pic.

 

Noted

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oh as always ill say hi on the first page then you probably wont see me till next uplate thread

Ha it's the fact you make an appearance that we respect. :P

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Better post up the scoreboard.

Member name Posts

Gareth01 357

kranze 311

Judas 280

zeropsi 271

Lucas. 166

IHAVEA180 156

pman 142

WPN-X7 138

Fire_Child22 118

Dr. Cranium 112

EnFlaMEd 104

brent47 72

Vodkashot 68

-Truck- 63

antonioシ 55

schmenz 54

pyro 50

TheApothecary 42

 

J's180 37

Bloke 37

Pervy 35

Shark 30

ACE-18E 30

Eevo 29

Mandi 28

HAYDOSS 21

ziptie 17

Softy 14

DR JOSH 13

R32GTRS 12

iiO 12

 

SlipperyGypsy 11

resistance 11

Import S13 11

blind_injustice 8

atari4x4 6

beamboy 6

Verandah_Primate 5

(Locky) 4

blingcommander 4

 

BEAMS 4

DISH-oh 3

serious14_guy 3

ONE_VIA_S13 3

GHOSTY 3

loz 3

stupidlikeafox 3

steveP 2

Flying180 2

 

level_100%_warned 2

 

essare 2

danbevsta 2

eskimo_unltd 2

Barbie princess 2

18LE 2

sid280 1

wagola 1

CharlieScheen 1

 

Gareth is the new carry-over champ.

Edited by Bloke

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THREAD WILL NOW BE STARRED FOR ME

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oh as always ill say hi on the first page then you probably wont see me till next uplate thread

good work chap.

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I'm always the champ and it's not through effort... Clearly I have way to much to say and not enough to do.

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Still having posting issues?

 

NO!!

Edited by IHAVEA180

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no more posting issues? thread fixed?

 

blame lucas, he must have broken it.

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Still having posting issues?

 

NO!!

I think I'm ok now.

 

no more posting issues? thread fixed?

 

blame lucas, he must have broken it.

Surprise, surprise the thread Lucas starts screws up.

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oh as always ill say hi on the first page then you probably wont see me till next uplate thread

Ha it's the fact you make an appearance that we respect. :P

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no idea how i came second in the last thread, i felt like i hardly posted at all, i think there were a fair few pages where i didn't post anything.

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I won one like that once. Just posted consistantly, without paying any mind to it.

 

Next thing you know, a pallet of plonk turns up on my doorstep :lol:

 

Yeah, nah.

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does anyone know if shane van gisbergen was ever a drifter?

 

dude has some control over the heavy v8s.

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I know he plays iRacing, not sure bout drifting but he does throw it around pretty well

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