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Stanley & Julia

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> Julia goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. > After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand

> and she asks him his name.

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> " Stanley ," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?"

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> "I have 4 questions:

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> First, why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn't vote for it Second, why are you Prime minister when the Liberal Party got more votes?

> Third weren't you a communist at university

> Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a

> lesbian

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> Just then, the bell rings for recess. Julia informs the kiddies that they

> will continue after recess.

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> When they resume Julia says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that 's right: question time. Who has a question?"

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> Another little boy puts up his hand. Julia points him out and asks him his name.

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> "Steve," he responds.

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> "And what is your question, Steve?"

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> Actually, I have 6 questions.

> Why did you bring in a carbon tax when Australians didn't vote for it

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> Why are you Prime minister when Tony Abbott got more votes?

> Third, weren't you a communist at university

> Fourth, why are you so worried about gay-marriage when you are obviously a

> lesbian

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> Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

> And sixth, what the f*ck happened to Stanley?"

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