Slippery Gypsy 7 Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) TRADING HOURS SUNDAY: ALL DAY Monday: ALL DAY Tuesday: ALL DAY Wednesday: ALL DAY Thursday: ALL DAY AJday: ALL DAY Friday: ALL DAY Saturday: ALL DAY Rules: 1. You do not talk about TEAM UPLATE(or any variant of the name) 2. You DO NOT talk about TEAM UPLATE(or any variant of the name)... not sure why this is in twice? 3. If you are of Dumbass decent you cannot post. (Cambers this means you - or RallyE or KidDynamite... or Enjoi(I decided Enjoi doesn't seem to know how to play nice & fit in or how not to be a giant douche)) 4. If you have a hot missus you must post nudes of her before you can post. 5. If you are female you must post nudes before you can post. 6. If your display name rhymes with tyre wild you must post nudes before you can post(not of Pervy. What ever happened to pervy by the way?..... He's back!!! Good times). 7. Kranze for mod! Haters for lyfe. 8. Go to Rule 13. 9. There is no spoon, Except for a junkie. Mmmm crack. 10. This rule was shit so I decided instead of replacing it I would just write this. 11. Pretending to be someone else is hilarious, So long as it stays within Team Uplate. It's not so funy when it goes outside of Team Uplate (great troll threads of 2011) 12. Relationship advice will be mocked, But we still love you(When have we ever discussed relationships?). 12a. All relationship questions or advice must come with nudes or photos. 13. Go to Rule 8 14. The answer is 56 most of the time.... the rest of the time it's f**k off. 16. So is this Rule 15 or 16. 17. Rule 17, Mind=Blown. 18. Cimapillar is better than your car because its purple and is extremely hard to replace the windows on. 20. Needs more Spiderman pics........ and nudes and hot chicks. 21. Refer rule 20 24. FUIC is the king of all milk based beverages! 24a. FUIC is the king of all milk based beverages! 25. Smash out a *hat tip* and picture(boobs prefered, don't have to be yours if you don't own any) for the beginning of your days posting. 27. Pictures of sandy vag are more than welcome. 28. Thread needs more boob pics so get to it!! 29. Rule 24 and 24a can not die! (fairly sure rules don't die but hay I'm no doctor. 30. Farmers Union Iced Coffee is to my knowledge the best thing to come out of SA. 32. Mention of hot chicks must come with pics!! (ALWAYS) Failure to do so will be met with harsh ridicule!! 34. Js has to post nudes when he finally lands a chick off that dating website/facebook/ twin radiator rep 35. Sr>rb.. deal with it 36. Arguing with a drunk on NS? the drunk is always right 37. Lucas Kranze....... f**k Truck is gonna be pissed! (Uplate love triangle.... who'd have thunk it) Zero seems to be the gimp in this sex fest. 37a. Slippery Gareth....Truck....Hollands....Pman(You filthy filthy slant eye).....Brizey... Ahh fuggit, Love you all 38. No filthy mo will even begin to compare to Dans filthy mo.......period. 39. Ne excessive indepth gym or gym related conversations!! There is a gym section so use it. 40. First to call shotgun ON page 99 gets to start the new thread but only if you are a regular!!(rule can be flexible if everyone agrees) 41, Buy Godzilla and kranze will give you a wristy 42. SHAWTBUSSHAWTY 43. Straya Day can suck dick and become "Gareth gives out wristies for free" Day 44. FFS how hard is it to just call shotgun on page 99, 45. Gareth is the establisher of facts. He Is the fact commander. Not you! (unless your Gareth) This means no one is able to Fact.. ONLY f**king GARETH ALRIGHT YOU *milkshakes*? 46. Vodka will have next thread secured for his own well-being. We all know he is dying to make up something completely f**ked up to make every previous Uplate thread look like a failure... 47. Talk about your latest squeeze or some gangie that your about to inseminate? Kranze demands pics. 48. J's can only talk about his car WHEN SOMETHING HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED ON IT. Not a wish list kthnx 49. Hollands can be your babysitter. You must however pay him in blow. Which blow you want to pay him with, Is at your discretion. 50. Althought Apoth loves his Charades, He must minimize talk of them to 20%, And the other 80% must be useless drabble like the rest of us. Sorry brah. get spamming *milkshakes*. Vote for new thread name. Some changes to rules. Any ideas for new ones? up late meet for feb!!!! ALRIGHT KENTS, Liam hits Melbourne at 6:20pm on the 4th of Feb (Saturday). This nugget wants freshly cut and divided Cocaine, And a good hummer stretch limo full of Melbournes finest strippers. Im pretty sure we can provide these with out well known hookups (Mind you, My strippers have cocks so im out of that one). Think we should put this up and see whos keen on coming out.. So far its: Gareth Me Judas Vodka!!!! Ant ????? Gonna make it a big night; Liams staying around Chapel Street way, So we can do pre-drinks/meet on Chapel; Will be a late meet but early to start drinking. So who wants to get their drinking shoes on? Im looking at you Judas, Brizey, Ant.... Get that shit going again! Uplate meet in Dec was a good turnout and good drinks and fun. This time, We are doing some heavy drinking! Edited January 16, 2012 by Slippery Gypsy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vodkashot 5 Posted January 15, 2012 I see what you did here mang. Cut me deep bro. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strewth01 7 Posted January 15, 2012 Happy birthday Gareth.... Apparently I'm getting RSI for my birthday this year...... <_> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeropsi 0 Posted January 15, 2012 Bout time someone dedicated a thread to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Gypsy 7 Posted January 15, 2012 Well considering that you hate a lot, Thought it was rather fitting. Was going to also put in something about a certain Mod and Ladyboys/Massage girls, But i'll leave it at that.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EnFlaMEd 24 Posted January 15, 2012 I saw no official shotgun call by slip Rule 34 to become the global rule 34? If it exists then there is porn of it if not there will be etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vodkashot 5 Posted January 15, 2012 Let's all face it, We all just shit it for a second thinking we would have to go outside and do stuff for a brief moment while NS went down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Gypsy 7 Posted January 15, 2012 Theres a new rule in there for J's which I was dying for someone to put in. Ns had me worried for a second before when it crashed.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EnFlaMEd 24 Posted January 15, 2012 There's spores outside. f**k that shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeropsi 0 Posted January 15, 2012 Needs a rule about posting turds. Some f**khead got banned over that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fire_Child22 1 Posted January 15, 2012 no need for a rule, there is common sense for that... if you fail at common sense, perhaps you should not post at all just saying Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IHAVEARODEO 0 Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) We have a new winner!! Gman's reign is over! Member name Posts Stig Mick 305 Gareth01 300 kranze 300 zeropsi 219 Vodkashot 180 Fire_Child22 166 Slippery Gypsy 155 IHAVEA180 136 Judas 122 pman 121 EnFlaMEd 115 Dr. Cranium 106 Lucas. 100 WPN-X7 83 antonioシ 74 TheApothecary 73 -Truck- 56 schmenz 53 J's 180 42 brent47 34 Flying180 29 R32GTRS 23 Bloke 21 eskimo_unltd 19 Eevo 12 pyro 11 Import S13 9 blingcommander 8 atari4x4 8 iiO 7 ziptie 7 Damit 7 18LE 6 Shark 6 Dandrenat 6 Pervy 5 DRE20 5 HAYDOSS 5 DISH-oh 4 Edd-GTR 3 TougeR34 3 Lowe 3 stupidlikeafox 2 -**wHiStLe**- 2 serious14_guy 1 blind_injustice 1 CharlieScheen 1 GHOSTY 1 Edited January 15, 2012 by IHAVEA180 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strewth01 7 Posted January 15, 2012 I saw no official shotgun call by slip Rule 34 to become the global rule 34? If it exists then there is porn of it if not there will be etc This. Slipy get editing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeropsi 0 Posted January 15, 2012 no need for a rule, there is common sense for that... if you fail at common sense, perhaps you should not post at all just saying You're out then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApothecary 11 Posted January 15, 2012 "48. J's can only talk about his car WHEN SOMETHING HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED ON IT. Not a wish list kthnx" Surprised I didn't cop that one. Soon as I have a job I'll be making ze uber charade, no really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strewth01 7 Posted January 15, 2012 Good point Ap. Need rule about constant boring talk of charades. Ap we know you love it but must 90% of your posts be about it? Are you really that boring? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Gypsy 7 Posted January 15, 2012 Check number 50 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheApothecary 11 Posted January 15, 2012 (edited) Everything else in here is either fancy cider, cricket or boobs. I only like 1 of those 3 things... Most of my charade talk is usually to troll you lot and it works pretty well. But yeah, what else is there to talk about other than dribble shit? Haha, 20% that's 1 in every 5 posts... I'll try. Edited January 15, 2012 by TheApothecary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strewth01 7 Posted January 15, 2012 Finally!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeropsi 0 Posted January 15, 2012 So if given the oppurtunity...would anyone here swap their 5.7L stato for a 190kw FWD Pulsar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IHAVEARODEO 0 Posted January 15, 2012 Can hear my neighbors rooting.. Wrong for me to fap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zeropsi 0 Posted January 15, 2012 Can hear my neighbors rooting.. Wrong for me to fap? Sounds like the prime time to be fapping. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Judas 437 Posted January 15, 2012 definatly fap, mention how you kept pace next time you see them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Import S13 0 Posted January 15, 2012 Need to pick up my game. Only 9 posts last thread?! New phone and told 3 to f**k off. Now with telstra and ditched the iphone for a galaxy nexus so far so good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EnFlaMEd 24 Posted January 15, 2012 So if given the oppurtunity...would anyone here swap their 5.7L stato for a 190kw FWD Pulsar? I would rather shelve shards of fiber glass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyro 36 Posted January 15, 2012 the important question which has not been asked (and frankly i'm appalled) is: are the neighbours hot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A31Cefiro 49 Posted January 15, 2012 What defines rule 3? Not being able to spell DESCENT? 24 & 24a redeem that one but you need to make a provision for Coopers as well in rule 30. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kranze 75 Posted January 15, 2012 place is over run with noobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
