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TRADING HOURS

 

SUNDAY: ALL DAY

Monday: ALL DAY

Tuesday: ALL DAY

Wednesday: ALL DAY

Thursday: ALL DAY

AJday: ALL DAY

Friday: ALL DAY

Saturday: ALL DAY

 

Rules:

1. You do not talk about TEAM UPLATE(or any variant of the name)

2. You DO NOT talk about TEAM UPLATE(or any variant of the name)... not sure why this is in twice?

3. If you are of Dumbass decent you cannot post. (Cambers this means you - or RallyE or KidDynamite... or Enjoi(I decided Enjoi doesn't seem to know how to play nice & fit in or how not to be a giant douche))

4. If you have a hot missus you must post nudes of her before you can post.

5. If you are female you must post nudes before you can post.

6. If your display name rhymes with tyre wild you must post nudes before you can post(not of Pervy. What ever happened to pervy by the way?..... He's back!!! Good times).

7. Kranze for mod! Haters for lyfe.

8. Go to Rule 13.

9. There is no spoon, Except for a junkie. Mmmm crack.

10. This rule was shit so I decided instead of replacing it I would just write this.

11. Pretending to be someone else is hilarious, So long as it stays within Team Uplate. It's not so funy when it goes outside of Team Uplate (great troll threads of 2011)

12. Relationship advice will be mocked, But we still love you(When have we ever discussed relationships?).

12a. All relationship questions or advice must come with nudes or photos.

13. Go to Rule 8

14. The answer is 56 most of the time.... the rest of the time it's f**k off.

16. So is this Rule 15 or 16.

17. Rule 17, Mind=Blown.

18. Cimapillar is better than your car because its purple and is extremely hard to replace the windows on.

20. Needs more Spiderman pics........ and nudes and hot chicks.

21. Refer rule 20

24. FUIC is the king of all milk based beverages!

24a. FUIC is the king of all milk based beverages!

25. Smash out a *hat tip* and picture(boobs prefered, don't have to be yours if you don't own any) for the beginning of your days posting.

27. Pictures of sandy vag are more than welcome.

28. Thread needs more boob pics so get to it!!

29. Rule 24 and 24a can not die! (fairly sure rules don't die but hay I'm no doctor.

30. Farmers Union Iced Coffee is to my knowledge the best thing to come out of SA.

32. Mention of hot chicks must come with pics!! (ALWAYS) Failure to do so will be met with harsh ridicule!!

34. Js has to post nudes when he finally lands a chick off that dating website/facebook/ twin radiator rep

35. Sr>rb.. deal with it

36. Arguing with a drunk on NS? the drunk is always right

37. Lucas heart.gif Kranze....... f**k Truck is gonna be pissed! (Uplate love triangle.... who'd have thunk it) Zero seems to be the gimp in this sex fest.

37a. Slippery heart.gif Gareth....Truck....Hollands....Pman(You filthy filthy slant eye).....Brizey... Ahh fuggit, Love you all

38. No filthy mo will even begin to compare to Dans filthy mo.......period.

39. Ne excessive indepth gym or gym related conversations!! There is a gym section so use it.

40. First to call shotgun ON page 99 gets to start the new thread but only if you are a regular!!(rule can be flexible if everyone agrees)

41, Buy Godzilla and kranze will give you a wristy

42. SHAWTBUSSHAWTY

43. Straya Day can suck dick and become "Gareth gives out wristies for free" Day

44. FFS how hard is it to just call shotgun on page 99,

45. Gareth is the establisher of facts. He Is the fact commander. Not you! (unless your Gareth) This means no one is able to Fact.. ONLY f**king GARETH ALRIGHT YOU *milkshakes*?

46. Vodka will have next thread secured for his own well-being. We all know he is dying to make up something completely f**ked up to make every previous Uplate thread look like a failure...

47. Talk about your latest squeeze or some gangie that your about to inseminate? Kranze demands pics.

48. J's can only talk about his car WHEN SOMETHING HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED ON IT. Not a wish list kthnx

49. Hollands can be your babysitter. You must however pay him in blow. Which blow you want to pay him with, Is at your discretion.

50. Althought Apoth loves his Charades, He must minimize talk of them to 20%, And the other 80% must be useless drabble like the rest of us. Sorry brah.

 

get spamming *milkshakes*.

 

Vote for new thread name.

 

Some changes to rules. Any ideas for new ones?

 

up late meet for feb!!!!

 

ALRIGHT KENTS,

 

 

Liam hits Melbourne at 6:20pm on the 4th of Feb (Saturday).

 

This nugget wants freshly cut and divided Cocaine, And a good hummer stretch limo full of Melbournes finest strippers. Im pretty sure we can provide these with out well known hookups (Mind you, My strippers have cocks so im out of that one).

 

Think we should put this up and see whos keen on coming out..

 

So far its:

 

Gareth

Me

Judas

Vodka!!!!

Ant

 

?????

 

Gonna make it a big night; Liams staying around Chapel Street way, So we can do pre-drinks/meet on Chapel; Will be a late meet but early to start drinking.

 

So who wants to get their drinking shoes on?

 

Im looking at you Judas, Brizey, Ant.... Get that shit going again! Uplate meet in Dec was a good turnout and good drinks and fun. This time, We are doing some heavy drinking!

Edited by Slippery Gypsy

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Happy birthday Gareth.... Apparently I'm getting RSI for my birthday this year...... <_>

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Well considering that you hate a lot, Thought it was rather fitting. Was going to also put in something about a certain Mod and Ladyboys/Massage girls, But i'll leave it at that....

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I saw no official shotgun call by slip :P

 

Rule 34 to become the global rule 34? If it exists then there is porn of it if not there will be etc

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Let's all face it, We all just shit it for a second thinking we would have to go outside and do stuff for a brief moment while NS went down.

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Theres a new rule in there for J's which I was dying for someone to put in.

 

Ns had me worried for a second before when it crashed..

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Needs a rule about posting turds. Some f**khead got banned over that.

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no need for a rule, there is common sense for that... if you fail at common sense, perhaps you should not post at all

 

 

just saying

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We have a new winner!! Gman's reign is over!

 

 

Member name Posts

Stig Mick 305

Gareth01 300

kranze 300

zeropsi 219

Vodkashot 180

Fire_Child22 166

Slippery Gypsy 155

IHAVEA180 136

Judas 122

pman 121

EnFlaMEd 115

Dr. Cranium 106

Lucas. 100

WPN-X7 83

antonioシ 74

TheApothecary 73

-Truck- 56

schmenz 53

J's 180 42

brent47 34

Flying180 29

R32GTRS 23

Bloke 21

eskimo_unltd 19

Eevo 12

pyro 11

Import S13 9

blingcommander 8

atari4x4 8

iiO 7

ziptie 7

Damit 7

18LE 6

Shark 6

Dandrenat 6

Pervy 5

DRE20 5

HAYDOSS 5

DISH-oh 4

Edd-GTR 3

TougeR34 3

Lowe 3

stupidlikeafox 2

-**wHiStLe**- 2

serious14_guy 1

blind_injustice 1

CharlieScheen 1

GHOSTY 1

Edited by IHAVEA180

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I saw no official shotgun call by slip :P

 

Rule 34 to become the global rule 34? If it exists then there is porn of it if not there will be etc

This. Slipy get editing.

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no need for a rule, there is common sense for that... if you fail at common sense, perhaps you should not post at all

 

 

just saying

 

You're out then.

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"48. J's can only talk about his car WHEN SOMETHING HAS ACTUALLY CHANGED ON IT. Not a wish list kthnx"

 

Surprised I didn't cop that one. Soon as I have a job I'll be making ze uber charade, no really.

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Good point Ap. Need rule about constant boring talk of charades. Ap we know you love it but must 90% of your posts be about it? Are you really that boring?

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Everything else in here is either fancy cider, cricket or boobs. I only like 1 of those 3 things... Most of my charade talk is usually to troll you lot and it works pretty well.

 

But yeah, what else is there to talk about other than dribble shit? Haha, 20% that's 1 in every 5 posts... I'll try.

Edited by TheApothecary

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So if given the oppurtunity...would anyone here swap their 5.7L stato for a 190kw FWD Pulsar?

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Can hear my neighbors rooting.. Wrong for me to fap?

 

Sounds like the prime time to be fapping.

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definatly fap, mention how you kept pace next time you see them.

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Need to pick up my game. Only 9 posts last thread?!

 

New phone and told 3 to f**k off. Now with telstra and ditched the iphone for a galaxy nexus :) so far so good!

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So if given the oppurtunity...would anyone here swap their 5.7L stato for a 190kw FWD Pulsar?

 

I would rather shelve shards of fiber glass

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the important question which has not been asked (and frankly i'm appalled) is:

 

are the neighbours hot?

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What defines rule 3? Not being able to spell DESCENT?

 

24 & 24a redeem that one but you need to make a provision for Coopers as well in rule 30.

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