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were the chicks at least half decent?

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My face went from :D

 

to :(

Mine too. and I don't even like them :(

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..Anyways.

Found a big fat blue dildo in a boot of a car. The owner was male and he had all sorts of weird shit in the car.

We bought it for parts from sydney. Had neons all over the car, under the car in the boot, anywhere you can fit a stick there was blue lights.

...The best bit about it.

Wait for it..

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His name was Habib :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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these IT stories are great!!!

OH HARD! the I.T ones are so much better

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Glad to see this thread has been dug up.

 

Pulled the leggy stunt on a chick friend not long after I first mentioned it in here. Follwed her over to her car, and just kept the convo going to distract her so that being modest wasn't at the top of her thoughts. As she was about to climb in, I was already at the door mirror, so I asked her some general basic question, and bammo. Upskirt :lol:

 

I'm pretty sure she sprung me, but meh :lol:

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Creep.

 

Anyway here's an IT related adventure.

 

Get a call out on weds just gone to a Windows 8 machine that has a few printer driver issues, anyway, go to the manufactures website, find the drivers and right click >download.

 

Up pops the folder that he has last saved into, and bam about 20 cock shots of him off his iPhone followed by a female acquaintance and him with the snag out then her with her undies pulled to the side with everything hanging out, looked like 500g of shaved ham, he promptly starts stuttering and gets out "I, I, I'm sorry about that mate.." To which I reply "I've seen worse." (Now I know this kind of user, his Recycle Bin is going to be just as interesting.. So I decided to make his day even better).

 

I go to the desktop and 'accidently' delete the drivers folder, damn. so into the Recycle Bin I go to retrieve them, ended up him fumbling over the desk to grab the mouse as about 50 or so images and movies were of his wife were in there (It was the same chick in the photos on the office wall, but not the same chick in the other pics with him with the snag out, strange.)

 

I could have written anything on the invoice and he would have paid it to get me off the PC. And I don't think he will be calling me in a hurry with any other issues.

 

Be interesting to see what other IT tech see out there because I've seen everything from photocopied vaginas of a guys 14yo daughter, brazillian fart porn, and lawyers that have Adult Match Maker folders on their PC's..

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Creep.

 

Anyway here's an IT related adventure.

 

Get a call out on weds just gone to a Windows 8 machine that has a few printer driver issues, anyway, go to the manufactures website, find the drivers and right click >download.

 

Up pops the folder that he has last saved into, and bam about 20 cock shots of him off his iPhone followed by a female acquaintance and him with the snag out then her with her undies pulled to the side with everything hanging out, looked like 500g of shaved ham, he promptly starts stuttering and gets out "I, I, I'm sorry about that mate.." To which I reply "I've seen worse." (Now I know this kind of user, his Recycle Bin is going to be just as interesting.. So I decided to make his day even better).

 

I go to the desktop and 'accidently' delete the drivers folder, damn. so into the Recycle Bin I go to retrieve them, ended up him fumbling over the desk to grab the mouse as about 50 or so images and movies were of his wife were in there (It was the same chick in the photos on the office wall, but not the same chick in the other pics with him with the snag out, strange.)

 

I could have written anything on the invoice and he would have paid it to get me off the PC. And I don't think he will be calling me in a hurry with any other issues.

 

Be interesting to see what other IT tech see out there because I've seen everything from photocopied vaginas of a guys 14yo daughter, brazillian fart porn, and lawyers that have Adult Match Maker folders on their PC's..

 

baHahhahaHHAhAhah BEST THREAD EVER !!!!

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Be interesting to see what other IT tech see out there because I've seen everything from photocopied vaginas of a guys 14yo daughter, brazillian fart porn, and lawyers that have Adult Match Maker folders on their PC's..

 

Yeah ... pretty much. About a year ago I did end up getting a machine full of child porn though. Was pretty f**ked up for a few weeks (kept thinking about my younger sister ... )

 

Since then I actively avoid looking for stuff.

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Be interesting to see what other IT tech see out there because I've seen everything from photocopied vaginas of a guys 14yo daughter, brazillian fart porn, and lawyers that have Adult Match Maker folders on their PC's..

 

Yeah ... pretty much. About a year ago I did end up getting a machine full of child porn though. Was pretty f**ked up for a few weeks (kept thinking about my younger sister ... )

 

Since then I actively avoid looking for stuff.

Hope you reported his Ass to the coppers

 

They give us enough shift on the roads how's about they do some thing about actual serious crime

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Be interesting to see what other IT tech see out there because I've seen everything from photocopied vaginas of a guys 14yo daughter, brazillian fart porn, and lawyers that have Adult Match Maker folders on their PC's..

 

Yeah ... pretty much. About a year ago I did end up getting a machine full of child porn though. Was pretty f**ked up for a few weeks (kept thinking about my younger sister ... )

 

Since then I actively avoid looking for stuff.

 

I would have reported it mate, that shit isnt on.

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^Yep, I would have sold it to the police straight away and bashed the guys head in with his mouse.

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..Anyways.

Found a big fat blue dildo in a boot of a car. The owner was male and he had all sorts of weird shit in the car.

We bought it for parts from sydney. Had neons all over the car, under the car in the boot, anywhere you can fit a stick there was blue lights.

...The best bit about it.

Wait for it..

 

His name was Habib

 

bashed the guys head in with his mouse.

 

Did you loose your bucket Cambers? because your starting to dribble shiet....

 

Being a forklift mechanic we mainly get units return with food, fruit, meat or other products that fall in between the mast off pallets and such.

 

2 notable instances come to mind. we had a unit come in that had a tub of yogurt fall in the mast channel, so we pick it out, god knows how long it had been there, and we all chipped in about $100 total if one of the first year apprentices would eat it. I'll tell you, once he peeled back the lid, the smell.... rancid for sure, but what a trooper, skulled the tub, 5 seconds later spewed all over the workshop floor, best thing I've seen in my life, kid earned his $100.

 

Second, had one of the techs find a sampler bottle of women's perfume on a truck, went around a ever so slightly sprayed every tech on the back of the neck with it, next day we had a few guys have mad fights with their partners, some sleeping on the couch etc etc, funny as!

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Second, had one of the techs find a sampler bottle of women's perfume on a truck, went around a ever so slightly sprayed every tech on the back of the neck with it, next day we had a few guys have mad fights with their partners, some sleeping on the couch etc etc, funny as!

 

f**kyes! haha

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Reported it as soon as we found it. Two detectives (male and female) arrived within the hour and basically closed down our tech department for the day. They did a lot of work on the machine while it was in the shop, I remember seeing them studying a few images on the machine, making lots of calls throughout the day.

 

 

Then one of the detectives plugged in a USB, which had a few programs on there. I think the gist of it was that they had a program which looked through the images and attempted to find known hosting locations for those images. I didn't really catch any more than that, they weren't very talkative and I wasn't feeling too great.

 

After a few hours they 'borrowed' (lol) a USB stick from us to backup some of the images (he told me this was because the computer would be tied up in forensics, so it was easier for them to have another copy of the evidence for quick access), and then gave me a collection receipt for the machine, and said he would notify the owner that it was in the possession of the police. I was also notified that I might have to give a formal statement ( ... or something?), which I agreed to, but I haven't heard anything since it happened.

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Good on you mate, home the f**ker got the book thrown at him and ended up on the pedo list for life.

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My little brother was a panel beater. The best one he saw was a guy brought his lime green Auto Salon spec s14 in for a few repairs. He got in the car and it had a rancid smell. They cracked the glove box to find a 1/2 eaten Kebab lol. They just closed it back up and left it there.

 

Im a vehicle broker and we traded in a Maloo. Going by what was in the tray I think the guy had been living in his car. There were bags of cloths, we cracked one of the bags and it was full of porn DVD's.

 

When ever we trade a car in now i give it a once over.

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Reported it as soon as we found it. Two detectives (male and female) arrived within the hour and basically closed down our tech department for the day. They did a lot of work on the machine while it was in the shop, I remember seeing them studying a few images on the machine, making lots of calls throughout the day.

 

 

Then one of the detectives plugged in a USB, which had a few programs on there. I think the gist of it was that they had a program which looked through the images and attempted to find known hosting locations for those images. I didn't really catch any more than that, they weren't very talkative and I wasn't feeling too great.

 

After a few hours they 'borrowed' (lol) a USB stick from us to backup some of the images (he told me this was because the computer would be tied up in forensics, so it was easier for them to have another copy of the evidence for quick access), and then gave me a collection receipt for the machine, and said he would notify the owner that it was in the possession of the police. I was also notified that I might have to give a formal statement ( ... or something?), which I agreed to, but I haven't heard anything since it happened.

 

I had a one like this a couple of weeks ago, dude sold us a phone with 7 or 8 child porn pics on it, got straight onto the cops, they cam down and picked up the phone, then came back the next day to pull his laptop that was on loan, got chatting with one of the Detectives, and aparently they found something like 50000 pics on his laptop. Pretty sure that f**ker went down bad.. havent seen him in at work since.

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After pulling the rear seats off to do a fuel pump I found spent casings under the seat was a little tripped out, then pulled the spare out to find a black plastic bag with roughly 10k in it and a small pistol. Thanked the customer and told him what I found and asked him not to come back. Also a young apprentice found at work found a. Big bag of powder and took it the next day we had about 30 azn blokes wanting to kill everybody that was

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my boss bought a car for parts and one day when he was pulling the boot carpet out he found a SD card, on that SD card was photos of an Indian family traveling all over Australia and some of them smoking bongs, the previous owner is not Indian and said it was his car then his sons car so no clue how it got there

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