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In the end i began to tone it down a bit with the gay word bashing and he figured it wasnt directed at him and he wouldnt fire up so much although he would give my monitor a shake as a warning flare lol.

 

You realise thats considered foreplay.

Agreed, he totally felt you up dude.

That's one step away from sucking a dick.

 

Oh what the fvck man :(

 

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Come on Steve tongue.png There's hugs.... tongue.png
Can't make it anymore......
LoL ^ Let's not come on Steve.. aaannd that's my contribution to the thread.

 

lol Free protien shake

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The dildo gear knob is probably being used to slam his crack infested sister

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She's not 'that red head' her name is Kari Byron and I would drink her bathwater.

 

Oh man i would bust my myth all over her face any day!

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Ematwo is pretty cool.

Edited by Ematwo

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Wow. That was shit. You new here?

I wouldn't say I'm new but I just am too lazy to make any posts that are worth anyone's time...

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Wow. That was shit. You new here?

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God I would rape her

you would have to because there is no way she would willingly f*** you

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That reminds me of a mate of mine's first time.

 

He was heaps smashed at a NYE street party right near the beach. He snuck down to the beach with this chick and they started rooting. Midway through, he must've been getting a bit over-enthusiastic/drunk, his dick slips out and he digs it straight into the sand with his next thrust. Since he was maggot and wearing a condom he thought nothing of it.

 

Basically, he is now known as the "Cement Mixer". ;)

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ur off ur guts if u think that, a dud root is better than a wank!!!!

 

I second this, i dont know what u have been rooting but my worst root doesn't come close to my best wank

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This bloke should know where you can get an awesome job done for cheap.

 

http://www.nissansil...pic=524054&st=0

 

I would smash it out myself the best I could and slam on some wide guards cause that looks like and arse of a job where that's positioned.

 

That bloke would have some mad guru contacts for you... He'll even shout you the 1st repair out of his own pocket i reckon LMAO

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you should post parts of the rest of that. it'll look like a fart fetish scenario :lol:

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Was a ripper of a story to share though right? Bit of tounge in cheek humor?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ill stop now :P

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he went behind me with the shaft

 

 

Bit of tounge in cheek

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:huh:

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God I would rape her

you would have to because there is no way she would willingly f*** you

 

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Cheers,

 

Andy.

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My proof is the Bible, which is the oldest book known to man (Or 2nd)

Some times im convinced that some people started as a steaming load on their mum's stomach in a bukkake party, and some how a little dribble made it down into her vag just as another dude went for the insert, creampied the shit out of her with another dude's sprog, was belted and squeezed by another 10 dudes like an orange making juice, then some how they made it to her egg all mangled n shit, and so is the product we see before us.

 

Then i remember that there is a shockingly large portion of the world like this and think there can't be that many bukakke party's, otherwise i would have heard about more.

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My mistake was asking a vague question but it certainly doesn't require a kick in the nuts now does it? If I were to ask such a question face to face its 99% probable that I wouldn't have got responses anything like these ones.

 

Reason being if you spoke to someone that you didn't know like that you would likely start a fist fight, but as its easy to be a keyboard warrior people feel like they insult whoever they like, its just words on a screen, meh f**k em, that's the attitude and it aint right. /thread, Seriously now.

 

Tearslikeawaterfall.

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Your best bet would be to talk to Battery World (http://batteryworld.com.au/) for additional tests or ideas. The skillset of the *average* Repco/Supercheap/Autobarn worker involves swinging off trees and flinging poo.

 

I love this statement.........brutally honest is my favorite kind of honesty.

Edited by datsun180

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another perfectly good s15 chucked in the bin. I love how everyones like good work man sick, but you can do anything if you chuck enough money into it. Its not like you found a cure for a disease or something. Not to rain on the brown nose parade as i hope all goes well for you but personally i think it was a waste of a good registered car.

 

I disagree, chuck a whole lot of money at you and Im sure you'd still be a wanker.

 

 

Any more updates on this beast in the making? biggrin.gif

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