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Do you scrunch or fold?

Does the roll flow Against or away from the wall?

 

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Didn't we have one of these threads in the past, which got locked because the mods have no sense of humor?

 

I scrunch. I don't care which way the toilet roll goes in the holder.

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Fold and roll should exit from the front but also not fussed.

 

Yep old thread was a Kemp thread

So it was fun to begin with

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I reckon Aldi single-ply is cheaper, and probably gives you the same uncomfortable experience.

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this is missing one crucial component from the old thread that I believe Stewy raised.

 

Do you sit or stand to wipe?

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Didn't we have one of these threads in the past, which got locked because the mods have no sense of humor?

 

I scrunch. I don't care which way the toilet roll goes in the holder.

Yeah we did.

It was the day I learned that some people take all of their clothes off when they go to the toilet. My mind was blown.

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Didn't we have one of these threads in the past, which got locked because the mods have no sense of humor?

 

I scrunch. I don't care which way the toilet roll goes in the holder.

Yeah we did.

It was the day I learned that some people take all of their clothes off when they go to the toilet. My mind was blown.

 

That has never crossed my mind.

 

Sure, you might make a dash from the shower, but stripping down to do a shit? Yeah, nah,

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this is missing one crucial component from the old thread that I believe Stewy raised.

 

Do you sit or stand to wipe?

 

Halfway.

 

Not keen on practically sticking my hand in a toilet full of shit.

 

and you dab your cock after or just shake it out?

 

Shake, for as long as it takes.

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how+a+man+wipes+his+ass_575432_3383819.jpg

 

Shit I laughed.

 

I fold, I try and be efficient. I actually fold 2 or 3 squares into one initially, and then when I've wiped with that and there's not much on it, I'll fold it over again and reuse it before making more origami.

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how+a+man+wipes+his+ass_575432_3383819.jpg

 

Shit I laughed.

 

I fold, I try and be efficient. I actually fold 2 or 3 squares into one initially, and then when I've wiped with that and there's not much on it, I'll fold it over again and reuse it before making more origami.

 

you mean shit-0-gami

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Kemp pat dries his pee pee after a wee wee.

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I heard he drops his pants all the way to his ankles and pulls his shirt up under his chin when he uses the trough.

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I heard he can wipe his own ass and has to bathe with Scoober Steve.

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I heard kemp can do a number 2 while standing

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Do you scrunch or fold?

Fold

 

Does the roll flow Against or away from the wall?

Away

 

Do you sit or stand to wipe?

Sit, but standing might make more sense with American toilets. Those f**kers have the water up so high that you risk dipping your hand in if you wipe while sitting!

 

and you dab your cock after or just shake it out?

Dab.

No matter how much you shake, you will never stop piss from getting on your undies/boxers.

And if you shake while standing, some will usually get all over the front of your pants.

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Scrunch

Doesn't matter

Sit

Dab

 

Another one in the mix... Do you wipe from front to back, or put your hand between your leg and wipe from back to front?

 

Had a mate that was telling some story about wiping his ass (don't ask) and did the motion of wiping, hand between the legs, wiping from the bung hole through towards the sack. Everyone else listening to this story thought that he would be dragging nard across his nuts every time.

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Yeah, no one likes brown balls. I did it once by accident, drunk. Forget about it, and the next morning, oh my f**king God.

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You guys know you can stop wiping before you reach your gooch/balls right?

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You guys know you can stop wiping before you reach your gooch/balls right?

 

 

but then you have to lift your package out of the way with one hand to get a good reach. Too risky.

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You guys know you can stop wiping before you reach your gooch/balls right?

 

Ok, mother.

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You guys know you can stop wiping before you reach your gooch/balls right?

 

 

but then you have to lift your package out of the way with one hand to get a good reach. Too risky.

 

Obviously doesn't have a said 'package'..

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You guys know you can stop wiping before you reach your gooch/balls right?

 

You cant tell me what to do, you're not my real Dad!

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You guys know you can stop wiping before you reach your gooch/balls right?

 

 

but then you have to lift your package out of the way with one hand to get a good reach. Too risky.

 

I'll take that over the risk of accidentally touching my shirt with shitty paper.

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You guys know you can stop wiping before you reach your gooch/balls right?

 

 

but then you have to lift your package out of the way with one hand to get a good reach. Too risky.

 

I'll take that over the risk of accidentally touching my shirt with shitty paper.

 

I just take my shirt off

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