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I fold

I'm worried if I scrunch and miss a spot that my finger will split in

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Surely people don't wipe towards your gooch...

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Surely people don't wipe towards your gooch...

 

Says the guy who spews n poos with his cock out...lol

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Surely people don't wipe towards your gooch...

 

Says the guy who spews n poos with his cock out...lol

Ya squinty Asian... I had to shit (so my cock was out) and spew.

 

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices

 

Obviously your ohoto would have been your Asian head in the toilet and shit on the floor

 

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At least you didn't spew in your pants around your ankles whilst you shat.

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Surely people don't wipe towards your gooch...

 

Says the guy who spews n poos with his cock out...lol

Ya squinty Asian... I had to shit (so my cock was out) and spew.

 

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices

 

Obviously your ohoto would have been your Asian head in the toilet and shit on the floor

 

Nah, he squats on the seat, like all foreigners.

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At least you didn't spew in your pants around your ankles whilst you shat.

Exactly. Everyone cuts me on it but really in the state I was I recon it worked out perfectly. Took a shit and got that vomit up and walked away as if it was all sweet

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Surely people don't wipe towards your gooch...

 

Says the guy who spews n poos with his cock out...lol

Ya squinty Asian... I had to shit (so my cock was out) and spew.

 

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices

 

Obviously your ohoto would have been your Asian head in the toilet and shit on the floor

 

Nah, he squats on the seat, like all foreigners.

 

Stop pissing on the toilet seat then ya wanker!

 

Spewcus - Good pic is good. Many lulz were had.

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Piss on the toilet seat?

 

That's what the basin is for.

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Was once at a mates party and couldn't find him anywhere.

His Mrs finds him laying on the toilet floor unconscious mid-shit haha.

Turned out matey got a blood nose while shitting and passed out from the site of the blood and hit his head on the way down.

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Maybe we can 'right' a few 'wrongs' along the way, such as banning Rolled Cambers and not implementing the shitty classifieds?

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^ Working on it. For now more talk about rooting cake eating fatties, bus girls and all things taking a shit related.

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Hahahah bus girl thread. And Cush messaging him and making it redic

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you do know itr takes 13 sheets of shit paper to stop from getting poo on your finger , don't you ? so it doesn't matter how you wipe ya bum crack or if you fold or scrunch , unless you wash your hands your walking around with turd hands

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I fold for the same reason why Kemp does.

 

I insist the paper rolls over the top away from the wall, as that is how ALL high end hotel set their toilet paper, sometimes if i have guests i make it into a triangle shape at the end for extra street cred.

 

If it is a regular shit i usually wipe sitting down as I'm a lazy kent, wiping back to front, I've never once had a problem hitting the balls you careless f*cks.

But if it is a I just ate bad KFC sh*t were it is more liquid than solid than I would stand wiping front to back.

 

As a general rule before I start I will drop 2-3 pieces of paper into the toilet typically folded in order to prevent any splash back.

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As a general rule before I start I will drop 2-3 pieces of paper into the toilet typically folded in order to prevent any splash back.

I call that a landing pad

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I insist the paper rolls over the top away from the wall, as that is how ALL high end hotel set their toilet paper, sometimes if i have guests i make it into a triangle shape at the end for extra street cred.

Dude it's dunny paper your not a gangsta rapper

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U know annoys the fuck out of me

When I wipe my ass and it's all nice and clean then you feel like another piece is coming

What the fuck ? Are you serious

As soon as the toilet paper touches my ass hole it feels like I need to shit again

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I hate when you jump in the shower and suddenly need to poop.

 

Bitch prease, i'm just about to get clean and now you'll have to go back to a shitty ass if you don't have a second shower

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Good thread, but it must be said that in Australia it is spelt 'arse', not 'ass'.

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i hate it when youve just showered... and then need to shit.

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Good thread, but it must be said that in Australia it is spelt 'arse', not 'ass'.

We're talking about feces here, who cares about shitty grammar

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i hate it when youve just showered... and then need to shit.

 

indeed made only worse when you really have to shit while in the shower and don't really have time to fully dry off and have to sit on the John soaking wet.

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That's it, I've given up on it because you can't wipe. Instant soaked toilet paper

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